BoLiao Pranks 2

HOOT! Tests and exams are round the corner, Maths test tomorrow. To relieve stress, the boliaoNJCians recommend some suggestions to do during ur tests!

[Note: these ideas are best used in classes you have no hope of passing regardless of your performance... or classes you aren't registered in.]

Arrive for the exam half an hour late... and wearing pajamas (a la Michael Jackson)

Drink cough syrup before the exam (not the non-drowsy kind) and sleep through the whole thing

Come into the class acting cocky. Once you get the test, start flipping through it very fast while looking at the questions, then throw it in the air in anger, yelling: "I didn't study any of this!"

Come into class very drunk or obviously hungover

Use Crayons

Try to finish the test as quickly as possible, as though it's a race (easiest with multiple-choice tests)

Secretly, so no one else sees, splash some lighter fluid on the test, then light it on fire. Jump back in terror and claim it's a sign from God

For essay questions, use only content words (nouns, verbs, adverbs and most adjectives) and no function words (ex. a, the, with, but)

Make a hot dog on top of your test, make sure to get as many condiments on the paper as possible

Answer questions in another language [bonus points for the use of Hebrew, Chinese or Egyptian Hieroglyphics]

Answer every short-answer question in Jeopardy-style (both in "question-form" and outloud)

Openly and obviously cheat (use a cell phone to call friends for help, have an open textbook beside you or climb on your desk to see the person's test in front of you)

In long-answer/essay questions, casually throw in profanities [bonus points if you can use every swear you know atleast once]

Good Luck!