iPod Madness

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Anyway, this post is brought to u by Uncyclopedia, www.uncyclopedia.org, on iPod. I suppose almost everyone has heard about the super famous iPod and here are some information for those who don't own one and some suggestions for those who possesses one.

Tips for Using iPod

Here are a few neat ideas for getting the most out of your iPod. -
Spy Kids: Whenever you wear your iPod headset, leave one ear bud slightly askew so you can still hear your parents talking. This allows you to selectively iGnore comments that don't iNterest you, while simultaneously enabling you to chime iN whenever your attitude, taste iN music, or maturity are questioned.

Food Pyramid: iPods should never be mistaken for bologna, frankly because they are more likely to resemble moldy cheese. iPods make terrible milkshakes. Do not put your iPod iN the blender with iCe cream. However, it's perfectly okay to substitute iPod Shuffles for pineapple chunks iN lime Jello.

Training Animals: iT is easy to train your dog the basic commands like 'sit', 'stay' and 'shoot' with your iPod. Simply hold down the foreward button and point the iPod at your dog and yell the command until you a) get bored, or b) someone asks what the hell you are doing.

Crafts Projects: Never spread glue on an iPod. iT makes iT harder to remove iT from your pocket. iNvest iN a heavy-duty hammer to flatten the iPod for scrapbooking purposes.

Brotherly Love: Your little brother will benefit greatly iF you show him how to shove an iPod Shuffle up his nose. iT's uncomfortable and takes a lot of practice, but iT's well worth iT. Make sure you have a digital camera ready to record the results.

Can it really cause cancer?
It has been proven that ipods can cause cancer. A man named claton has done research on the subject for over 30 years. He said he once had cancer for 2 years just form the ipod. How the ipod gives you cancer is there is a raido active sound distributer in the ear buds. When the volume of the ear bud reaches a certain volume the radio active sound distributer(RASD) avitvates. The (RASD) then goes down in to your ear casueing you to do things you wouldn't normaly do like yelling that you are a retard or you have sold drugs and alchol to miners. the only way to cure this illness is by buying a dell. In a dell there are anti(RASD) in the ear buds. Dell knew that Ipod was going to do this. Make sure this doesn't happen to you.