boliao stuff by archers part 1

this series of boliao stuff done by archers is a proof to all in njc tt archery is e most boliao cca in town! not tt archwey's boliao but e ppl sure r! personally i'm from archery.. at least 5episodes in this series.. haha enjoy!

Genius

(written above: It's curvy with a higher bit at the end and a rather aesthetically pleasing slope downwards towards a pretty flat strait (sic) bit. The actual graph itself consists of 2 strait(sic) lines meeting at the lower left hand corner of the graph and moving away at 90 degrees angle. Each line has an arrow head on the end.)

Well...u can't say he is wrong either.

weiyi

e next invention added to our boliao inventory! this is e boliaonjcian of e future! in our very own R&D sector of e boliao industry! here he is dawning his laser goggles as he tries so tatoo himself w laser. can u c e grin on his retarded face? caused by e high from e burning sensation of a class 3 laser on bare human skin. arh...

NJ superstar track2

As promised, our new nj superstar has released a new track. This superb remix of "sexyback" so wonderful,we are simply speechless...

Apparently our newest star is called jian hao from 07A**...look out for him

(Disclaimer: we boliaonjcians bear no responsibility to the pictures/video displayed and our intentions were just to bring laughs to everyone. Any resemblance of any character featured, living or dead, is purely coincidental. While every effort has been made to ensure the accuracy of the information in our blog, we do not make any guarantees about the accuracy, completeness or fitness for any particular purpose of its contents. )

(Disclaimer 2: the above video/picture is not made by us but rather, found by us when surfing a popular video/picture sharing website. therefore, we bear no responsibility for the above video/picture. if u dun wan to share ur video/picture with the world, dun post it up on the Internet in the first place)

(Politically-neutral disclaimer: For the more observant readers, you may recognise the person shown in the video/picture as a council elect. However, we, BoLiao Njcians, take a politically neutral stand. Hence, by posting the video/picture here, we neither support or flame the above person. The video/picture is discussed purely for entertainment purposes and we bear no politically connected consequences.)

New NJ superstar

Once again Boliao Njcian has unearth a new superstar. After the success of LGJ and MK, we bring u the latest njc sensation...(yet to be named). This njcian is clearly the next superstar with his wonderful singing. Above is a demo track from his newest album. Note the creative remix of a popular song and the subtle use of facial expression to draw listeners to into the feeling of the song.

If this demo track received much praise and all u readers love him...there are many more demo tracks from his latest album. So, if u all want to hear more, show ur support by leaving comments.

(Disclaimer: we boliaonjcians bear no responsibility to the pictures/video displayed and our intentions were just to bring laughs to everyone. Any resemblance of any character featured, living or dead, is purely coincidental. While every effort has been made to ensure the accuracy of the information in our blog, we do not make any guarantees about the accuracy, completeness or fitness for any particular purpose of its contents. )

(Disclaimer 2: the above video/picture is not made by us but rather, found by us when surfing a popular video/picture sharing website. therefore, we bear no responsibility for the above video/picture. if u dun wan to share ur video/picture with the world, dun post it up on the Internet in the first place)

(Politically-neutral disclaimer: For the more observant readers, you may recognise the person shown in the video/picture as a council elect. However, we, BoLiao Njcians, take a politically neutral stand. Hence, by posting the video/picture here, we neither support or flame the above person. The video/picture is discussed purely for entertainment purposes and we bear no politically connected consequences.)

(Disclaimer 3: This disclaimer disclaims that is the final disclaimer.)

toilets revisited

the highlight of today's post is none other than on toilets. readers who have seen our previous posts, u would have observed that we have feel there's a responsibility on us to put up whatever is unusual abt toilets for our viewing pleasure. (&flaming)

the topic of e day is aiming. hit or miss we dun care. i'm sure many of us has encountered several aiming problems in our toilet lives. these acts of inaccuracy &imprecision have been documented both on text &in pictures as illustrated below.

NJ has acknowledged this problem & has installed e revoluntionary aiming device to keep our toilets white. (if not what colour u all should know la hor?) a prototype of this device can b found in e student lounge guys toilet. gals toilet we check alr. dun have cos they're aiming too bad liao cannot solve even w this.
this device employs e hole technology, which leverages on the funnel theorem. it states that "when there is a hole, pee will funnel into e urinal". this technology is also for e 1st time combined w porous pot postulate & quantum tunneling. so got chance go in alr cannot come out or even cannot go in, so use w caution.

anatomy of com

fashion

can u tell e difference? here's a target used in archery target shooting. not only does it serve as an aiming &scoring tool, it can also give fashion inspiration to our fellow viewers. obviously some1 has alr enlightened themselves w e beauty of target archery &decided to bring archery to a level nv pioneered into b4 by archery: fashion. below is e boliao person whom we dunno(but we highly suspect is from another boliao organisation), dawning archery's latest advancement, e high precision, carefully engineered mechanically to perfection, t-shirt! all e best &hope u kena arrow la brudder!

How to open a GC (with commentary)

Its the time of the year where the J1s are starting to become bored in NJC. This is the time of the emergence of the new boliaoNJCians just like how we had come about. This video was taken by the junior NJCians who had just purchased their brand new Graphic Calculator. Unable to contain their excitement for this brand new gadget in their hands, although unarmed with a pair of scissors, the juniors have resorted to the stone age method of opening up anything(including animals skulls and other humans alike) ---- BRUTE FORCE



Do not try this at home.

soccer

talk abt growing greener pastures ya? haha look what boliao njcians do w a booklets we got from a talk tt has a patch of synthetic grass on it! what an exciting matchup betw andric &alvin! haha...

The Last Mohican

The Mohicans are a Native American tribe who came from the Hudson River Valley (around Albany, NY). They decorate their hair with feathers to make themselves look bigger,so as to boast their morale and to intimidate their enemies.

Romans adopted this form of battle decorations and incorporate it into their battle armour, namely the helmets.

After many years, in this age of new technology, bioscience has done the seemingly impossible. Bioengineering has develop a new way of weaving this self-defense mechanism into our DNA. No longer does humans have to make up for the lack of such attributes by wearing external headwear. Presenting to you, the latest prototype:

With this genetic modifications, humans will naturally become more intimidating. Scientists have predicted that this will be made available to the general public within the next 6 months. So,people who require such modifications to compensate for their lack-ness in other areas, preorder now!!!!

Bring u the latest breakthrough in useless inventions...BoLiao Njcians signing off.

NJC superhero

Hello, we are bringing to you today, our dear viewers, a very special njc superhero. this superhero is seen as the NJC spirit, deeply rooted is this special superhero in our hearts. Yes, it is none other than our three legged, waving arm NJC LION.

We are sorry for the poor quality of this lion, HOWEVER, as loyal njcians(and even ex-njcians who wonder what has njc become, DO NOT BE SHOCKED BY THIS POST), we are pretty sure of how the lion looks like(if u dunno please look at your collar pin for goodness sake). Today, we bring to you, the real incarnation of the lion, the njcian who has started it all, lion and the wave, NJC SUPERLION!!!!

(Identity of our njc SUPERLION is kept hidden as we do not want any rival JCs to start sending their hitman to assasinate our NJC mascot)

every1 loves milo

our sch v rich ar... use milo flush toilet... this video was not doctored in any way. it was filmed at e TC block toilets but it seems they've used back plain water alr cos e milo too dilute. looking for new suppliers.

Complex Proofing

Alright, the murder king sucks. According to the latest poll done on our blog, popularity of the murder king has declined so sharply, that sadly to say, the boliao squad has MURDERED the murder king to stop him from coming again. Hence, today's post will be doing something that is so close to our hearts, complex numbers and proofing. This is the proof to 1=2.

We're going to prove that 1 and 2 are the same number.

Everyone knows this:

Now we will square root both sides:

Now we break up the roots:






The square root of a negative 1 is i and the square root of 1 is 1. In other words:





Now we multiply the entire thing by 1/2:

Now let's add 3/(2i) to this to make the math easier.






Now we can multiply the entire thing by i:






So now we expand this beast:






We know that the square root of -1 is i, so i^2 must be -1.:






Now we simplify the i's





Let's calculate this thing:






And so

1 = 2 QED.


Effects of 1 = 2

When I have $1 in my bank account, I actually have $2.
When something costs $1, it really costs me $2.
If you have two of a singular monetary denomination, you actually have four of that currency since 1=2 and 2*2 is 4. Or 2, if 2=1.
"2 for 1" sales are the ultimate in deceptive marketing strategies, since you're paying the same price either way. It can be "2 for 2", "1 for 1", or "1 for 2". Or something like that.
Finger counting is fundamentally flawed.
When I order a new tire for my unicycle, I get 2.
Unfortunately, women have 2 mouths, which explain why they talk too much.
The Count from Sesame Street represents the pinnacle of amorality in deception.
1+1 is 2. But 1=2. 1+1 is 4. So 2=4. 1=2=4.
You have one cow.
Winston Churchill was actually a carrot. Because 2 equals 1, Winston Churchill and a carrot, which are two things, are actually one. Thus, Winston Churchill was a carrot. The implications for vegetable rights are astounding.
The world is actually a potato. Because 2 equals 1, the world and a potato, are actually one. Thus, Planet Earth is a potato.
All numbers are 1, as 3=1+2, which is 1+1, which is 2, which is 1, so 3 is 1, and the same can be said for all numbers, so there is only 1 website, with 1 article, with 1 letter, so all life is an illusion. When there is one Earth, there must also be another. Thus true with the universe as a whole. This concludes that you have a clone existing somewhere in the other universe...

Oh no! Murder King is here

Its getting worse, the power of the murder king(his results too), the murder king has gained much control over the content of what the bo liao squad is posting. This is my last post, as i shall expose his dirty deeds(not his common test results although they sucks too). The following picture is purely doctored, as it carry totally no truth in it and DO NOT believe what it says. The BO LIAO squad is being controlled. Noooooooooooo!!!

BUT hahahaha, unknown to the murder king, i HAVE put his CONSTIPATED face on the magazine instead of the one needed to boost his sphere of influence. "Thou shalt not lay thy dirty hands on me", as shakespeare would have said if he was living now. The tyranny shall end!! Come on njcians, rise and rebel against the murder king! Call 1900 BRAN-DON today to join us in the fight against the oppression.

mk stare

Murder King Strikes

Yes, its the murder king again. He strikes fear in the hearts of the cowardly and the fat. The murder King is out on his spree, looking for his victims, fat girls to be precise. Our BoLiao Squad has gotten footage of him after a tip-off from our kind viewers on our hotline 1900-BRAN DON. He was seen at Marina, and we immediately rush off with our cameras to catch him in action. When we arrived, HE ALREADY HAD HIS DINNER, we didn't manage to obtain evidence of what greusome things he ate, but information gathered told us that he ate a mixture of raw beef and chicken, with lots of EGGS. We could almost inferred WHY he had his dinner there, (NOPE, not because you can improve your chemistry eating there) this is because the greatest incidence of fat girls would always be at buffet steamboat areas.





We are now worried of the increasing influence and power of the Murder King.

(Faces of his victims has been mosiac to protect their identity)

Alright, viewers out there, as you can see, the bane of our society has just taken more victims and we REALLY need your help. When you see the murder king, please dial 1900-BRAN DON(2726 366) to inform the BoLiao Squad. Remember, you can do your part to ensure that our society is a safer place to live in.

NJC Superhero Part 4

YoyoZ, all you boliao people out there, this is the fifth installment of the NJC superhero series. As we scout around NJC for more stupid people doing ridiculous stuff, we naver fail to bring up those who makes a difference in our lives, ensuring that the neighbourhood is safe from crime and evil. Today, we have a complain by the NJC superman, not Mr Eric Tsang, about the lack of facilities in our poor, poor NJC. So people, do donate more for our NJC Road Run donation card.


Here is the feedback from NJ superman.

Well, i guess the invention of the handphones isn't really beneficial to our dear superman. We welcome suggestions to help our superman to change into his super outfit so that he can fight evil bad guys in NJC. (and if you all have been paying attention to our tag board, THIS IS THE MYSTERY LETTER we have been talking about)

Besides the good guys, NJC do have our fair bit of baddies in the school. The BoLiao squad have risked our lives to get the exclusive picture of THE MURDER KING, he kills without blinking, but blinks when he's not killing. You never knows when he's behind you, and when the knife goes down your throat, YOU'RE DEAD! So BEWARE, murder king is on the loose,

He may look stupid, but he's certainly not THAT dumb(remember the chem test?). Recent sightings of the murder king are in the mathematics society room, near overweight girls(;P) and the basketball court. Do look out for him and inform the Boliao Squad when you see him at school by dialling the hotline 1900-BRAN-DON (1900 2726 366). Thanks for your support to help rid the school of evils.

Disclaimer: We do not bear any responsibility of revealing the identities of any overweight girls the murder king is seen with. All calls are charged at 10cents per minute and all callers under 18 please seek parental consent before calling the hotline. Phones using prepaid cards are not entitled to call the hotline.

"i've climbed the great wall of china!"

hci escapades! w extra help fr non-boliaonjcian but still njcians anw!

unsuspecting njcian caught on camera climbing over hci gate.njcian who knows his picture is gonna b taken & put on boliaonjcian but climbs e gate anw. smile!
boliaonjcian who made his way to e other side of e gate but purposely goes back to pose 4 a picture. "i've climbed the great wall of china!" --mr24

"today ar we also cross e yellow river" --mr24

if u wan to join in our exciting adventures pls call our hotline, 999. two of our finest tour guides, typically dressed in dark blue uniform, will go right up to ur door step to fetch u! u will b travellin in our luxury car under e accompaniment our these 2 tour guides. car even comes w siren which will b activated at our guides' descretion, to avoid any heavy traffic.

final hci tour

thanks 4 joining us thru-out our hci tour this yr. this is 1of e lst time we r visiting hci to guai lan them alr liao.. sad.. but! we alr did this every week to them until they sian diao of us liao =P haha we own hci squash players! muahaha!