Tuesday, April 17, 2007

toilets revisited

the highlight of today's post is none other than on toilets. readers who have seen our previous posts, u would have observed that we have feel there's a responsibility on us to put up whatever is unusual abt toilets for our viewing pleasure. (&flaming)
the topic of e day is aiming. hit or miss we dun care. i'm sure many of us has encountered several aiming problems in our toilet lives. these acts of inaccuracy &imprecision have been documented both on text &in pictures as illustrated below.
NJ has acknowledged this problem & has installed e revoluntionary aiming device to keep our toilets white. (if not what colour u all should know la hor?) a prototype of this device can b found in e student lounge guys toilet. gals toilet we check alr. dun have cos they're aiming too bad liao cannot solve even w this.
this device employs e hole technology, which leverages on the funnel theorem. it states that "when there is a hole, pee will funnel into e urinal". this technology is also for e 1st time combined w porous pot postulate & quantum tunneling. so got chance go in alr cannot come out or even cannot go in, so use w caution.

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