Sunday, March 04, 2007

NJC Superhero Part 4

YoyoZ, all you boliao people out there, this is the fifth installment of the NJC superhero series. As we scout around NJC for more stupid people doing ridiculous stuff, we naver fail to bring up those who makes a difference in our lives, ensuring that the neighbourhood is safe from crime and evil. Today, we have a complain by the NJC superman, not Mr Eric Tsang, about the lack of facilities in our poor, poor NJC. So people, do donate more for our NJC Road Run donation card.


Here is the feedback from NJ superman.

Well, i guess the invention of the handphones isn't really beneficial to our dear superman. We welcome suggestions to help our superman to change into his super outfit so that he can fight evil bad guys in NJC. (and if you all have been paying attention to our tag board, THIS IS THE MYSTERY LETTER we have been talking about)



Besides the good guys, NJC do have our fair bit of baddies in the school. The BoLiao squad have risked our lives to get the exclusive picture of THE MURDER KING, he kills without blinking, but blinks when he's not killing. You never knows when he's behind you, and when the knife goes down your throat, YOU'RE DEAD! So BEWARE, murder king is on the loose,



He may look stupid, but he's certainly not THAT dumb(remember the chem test?). Recent sightings of the murder king are in the mathematics society room, near overweight girls(;P) and the basketball court. Do look out for him and inform the Boliao Squad when you see him at school by dialling the hotline 1900-BRAN-DON (1900 2726 366). Thanks for your support to help rid the school of evils.

Disclaimer: We do not bear any responsibility of revealing the identities of any overweight girls the murder king is seen with. All calls are charged at 10cents per minute and all callers under 18 please seek parental consent before calling the hotline. Phones using prepaid cards are not entitled to call the hotline.

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