final hci tour

thanks 4 joining us thru-out our hci tour this yr. this is 1of e lst time we r visiting hci to guai lan them alr liao.. sad.. but! we alr did this every week to them until they sian diao of us liao =P haha we own hci squash players! muahaha!

Creative toilet sign

Hello again!!! We are back from our CNY break.

Noooo, we have been slacking. Instead, we were busy searching far n wide for more boliao stuff to entertain u. To continue our very popular boliao toilet series, we bring you this unqiue sign.

(Note: the mosaic is not done by us)

Let us draw your attention to this wonderful piece of writing. Note the concise style of writing which brings across the message in layman terms. Especially note the use of threat to bring the author's point directly to the user.

Yes, after reading this, you all now know the dangers of not aiming your 'gun' correctly. You will "da bao" and fail your exams. So, please, we urged you to aim in the correct direction before firing.

The above post was kindly brought to you by the Boliao Exam Society. BES aims to help all those in need for the upcoming CTs. The society once again urges you to look beofore you shoot to prevent undesirable results for CTs.

For those who are unable to "aim", fear not. Help is here. Call 1800-AIM-HELP or send an email to boliaonjcians@hotmail.com for a free copy of the instruction manual.

happy cny

wahaha wishin all boliaonjcians & boliaonjcian viewers a happy cny! may properity flow to us all as loud as e gong e angmor hit ar! huat ar~!

Cow Science 101

Cows are ingenious, they are magnificent and they can be used as a theory to explain everything in life. The BoLiao Squad brings to you the Cow Life Lessons Series following the cow politics 101, we have Cow science 101.

Firstly, we assume " YOU HAVE TWO COWS!"

Anti-Matter: You have one cow and one anti-cow. They collide. You now have no cows and a very large crater.

Biology: You have two members of the species bos tauri, one male (XY) and one female (XX). Through meiosis and sexual reproduction, they produce more cows, and after many generations evolve into a bovine freak of nature through genetic drift, mutation, natural selection, and inbreeding.

Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle: You know you have exactly two cows. You have no idea where they are.

Mathematics: You have 2cos.

Mathematics 2: You have two cows. You can put your two cows in either order and get the same result because they are commootative.

Paradox: You have two cows. One goes back in time and stops their mother from getting pregnant with them. You have no cows. The cows are never born so one never goes back in time to stop his mother from giving birth. You have 2 cows. One goes back in time and...

Relativity: You have two cows. If you shoot one of the cows into orbit at close to light speed, when it gets back to Earth it will be dead, because cows can't operate spacecraft.

Schrödinger's Cows: You have two cows. They are both alive and dead in a large metal box.

Scientific Notation: You have 2*100 cows
Scientific Research: You find you two cows, but the people who fund your research don't want it to be that way. You lose funding and get a proper job.

String Theory: You have two cows, but you don't know why. You think of a violin and decide to create an entire model of fundamental physics around it. You add dimensions and random nonsense that no one can prove or disprove to your theory. You keep doing this and hope it will tell you where your cows came from.

Quantum Theory: You have an infinite number of cows until you observe them. Once you do, you have two cows.

Some preview of the next in the series, Cow Maths 101

Integer: You have 2 cows.

Set notation: You have x cows where x є {k2≤k≤2}

Greek Numerals: You have β´ cows.

Roman Numerals: You have II cows.

LOL there's more to come, in our next post on Cow Maths 101 :D

njc superheroes part3

continue w our search 4 njc superheroes, we've encountered some1 w special mystical powers.. her name? anti-mugger. capable of disabling any muggers in njc w her ultra-senses &ability to duplicate herself! she operates by smelling her surroundings 4 e stench of mugging (no wonder hci so smelly), then uses her special ability: juxtapose.. illusions of herself occupy tables pretending 2 b sleeping, leaving no space 4 e muggers 2 mug! muggers beware!

note: she nv changes her sleeping position

It's about time

Woots!!! It's about time for us us to get it. After all,all famous blogs have got it. Xiaxue has lots of it, mr.brown has its fair share of it etc. Wat is it? The "it" refers to...(drum roll)...FLAMING!!!!!

Yes!! Wat is a blog without its fair share of flames from the many netizens that blog-surf around the blog-o-sphere. Finally, boliaonjcian is proud to present its very first flame... Who is the brave soul who dares to take away the flaming virginity of this blog? Let's put our hands together for


Mr.a considerate person

For those who have been faithfully following our tagboard, a saga has been unfolding between this Mr.a considerate person and the boliao squad.
For those who have not been reading this blog(shame on u), do not fear. We feel that it is our utmost duty to keep u updated on all the boliao happenings. Therefore, we provide u with a transcript of the exchange:

Before we begin,a considerate disclaimer:
(Considerate Disclaimer: we, the considerate boliaonjcians, bear no responsibility to the pictures/transcript displayed and our considerate intentions were just to bring laffs to everyone. Any resemblence of any character featured, living or DEAD, is purely coincidental. While every effort has been considerately made to ensure the accuracy of the information in our blog, we do not make any guarantees about the accuracy, completeness, fitness or considerate-ness for any particular purpose of its contents. )


17 Feb 07 16:46
a considerate person: guys, i must really admit it that you all ARE really bo liao.. I know, ur intention is just to "bring laffs to everyone" but must you 'photoshop' your photos to the extent that they become libels...

17 Feb 07 16:48
a considerate person: your post, "NJC superhero pt. 2" is an utter public deception. Guojun did(sic) touch his groin; you guys made him look as if he did.

17 Feb 07 16:50
a considerate person: ppl, pls do not be deluded by these boliao NJcians-- they digitally manipulated the photo of Guojun from 07A02 for they are selfish. They must have been indulging in Schadenfreude!!!

17 Feb 07 16:51
a considerate person: in any case, i must applaud your boldness. u shld put ur talent to good use instead of abusing it for defamation. P 07A02.

17 Feb 07 23:51
BoLiaoSquad: ur accusations r invalid. nowhere on our blog did we mention tt person was guojun, as all of u said. all guesses of e identity of e person in e pic was done on e tagboard & its beyond our control what

17 Feb 07 23:54
BoLiaoSquad: e rest of e world types. 4 all u know he may not really b e person every1 insists he is. on e other hand, people taggin r participatin in our "guess our NJC superhero" game. no errors there too..

18 Feb 07 19:14
BoLiaoSquad: if our blog offends u..den dun read it...nowhere in our post did we claim that our photos are true...u just assumed they are...

There u go...our very first flame.

What will happen next? Will Mr.a considerate person reply with more flames? Will Boliaonjcian call in fire engines to put out the flames? Most importantly, do we really care wat he says?

Find out more...same place same blog...

iPod Madness

Heyhey, lets not get so worked up over Mr NJC superhero there, as the disclaimer has already disclaim, we disclaim all responsibility of the photo posted there and hence, we disclaim all the accusations Mr "a considerate person" has made. (PLEASE READ THE DISCLAIMERS PROPERLY LA, CAN BE CONSIDERATE BUT DUNNO HOW TO READ DISCLAIMES IS IT?)

Anyway, this post is brought to u by Uncyclopedia, www.uncyclopedia.org, on iPod. I suppose almost everyone has heard about the super famous iPod and here are some information for those who don't own one and some suggestions for those who possesses one.

Tips for Using iPod

Here are a few neat ideas for getting the most out of your iPod. -
Spy Kids: Whenever you wear your iPod headset, leave one ear bud slightly askew so you can still hear your parents talking. This allows you to selectively iGnore comments that don't iNterest you, while simultaneously enabling you to chime iN whenever your attitude, taste iN music, or maturity are questioned.

Food Pyramid: iPods should never be mistaken for bologna, frankly because they are more likely to resemble moldy cheese. iPods make terrible milkshakes. Do not put your iPod iN the blender with iCe cream. However, it's perfectly okay to substitute iPod Shuffles for pineapple chunks iN lime Jello.

Training Animals: iT is easy to train your dog the basic commands like 'sit', 'stay' and 'shoot' with your iPod. Simply hold down the foreward button and point the iPod at your dog and yell the command until you a) get bored, or b) someone asks what the hell you are doing.

Crafts Projects: Never spread glue on an iPod. iT makes iT harder to remove iT from your pocket. iNvest iN a heavy-duty hammer to flatten the iPod for scrapbooking purposes.

Brotherly Love: Your little brother will benefit greatly iF you show him how to shove an iPod Shuffle up his nose. iT's uncomfortable and takes a lot of practice, but iT's well worth iT. Make sure you have a digital camera ready to record the results.

Can it really cause cancer?
It has been proven that ipods can cause cancer. A man named claton has done research on the subject for over 30 years. He said he once had cancer for 2 years just form the ipod. How the ipod gives you cancer is there is a raido active sound distributer in the ear buds. When the volume of the ear bud reaches a certain volume the radio active sound distributer(RASD) avitvates. The (RASD) then goes down in to your ear casueing you to do things you wouldn't normaly do like yelling that you are a retard or you have sold drugs and alchol to miners. the only way to cure this illness is by buying a dell. In a dell there are anti(RASD) in the ear buds. Dell knew that Ipod was going to do this. Make sure this doesn't happen to you.

eng qiu day!

use ur hands day.. or rather what boliaonjcians call eng qiu day.. boliaonjcians jus happen to b e fastest in gettin work done.. coincidence? i dun think so..

NOOB!

personally i'm not a diablo fan.. i dun even play diablo.. but now i know what u can do in diablo! esp when u find a noob! dunno what it takes to do this.. but this guy's boliao-ness is worth a mention on our blog! thanks to uncyclopedia for this boliao pic!

Fig 1.1 -- boliao-ness in gaming redefined

NJ retard!

Hi everyone! BoLiaoNjCian wishes everyone a prosperous CHINESE NEW YEAR! To welcome the year of the pig, boliaonjcian brings you a nice video! In NJC, we have found superheros, boliao students, boliao teachers... n now.. the NJ RETARD!
So.. wad happends if u offend the NJ retard??



u get FINGERED!

Cow Politics 101

Hey we Boliao NJCians believe that all NJ youths should never be apathetic and we should always look to what the government does for us. Hence, this is a short lesson for all the youths out there about politics, with cows.

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and as many eggs as the regulations say you should need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You share two cows with your neighbors. You and your neighbors bicker about who has the most "ability" and who has the most "need." Meanwhile, no one works, no one gets any milk, and the cows drop dead of starvation.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

PERESTROIKA: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the Mafia takes all the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the "free" market.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow which was a gift from your government.

SINGAPOREAN DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. The government fines you for keeping two unlicensed farm animals in an apartment.

MILITARISM: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

AMERICAN DEMOCRACY: The government promises to give you two cows if you vote for it. After the election, the president is impeached for speculating in cow futures. The press dubs the affair "Cowgate".

BRITISH DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. You feed them sheeps' brains and they go mad. The government doesn't do anything.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. After that it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to kill you and take the cows.

CAPITALISM #1: You don't have any cows. The bank will not lend you money to buy cows because you don't have any cows to put up as collateral.

CAPITALISM #2: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

HONG KONG CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax deduction for keeping five cows. The milk rights of six cows are transferred via a Panamanian intermediary to a Cayman Islands company secretly owned by the majority shareholder, who sells the rights to all seven cows' milk back to the listed company. The annual report says that the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Meanwhile, you kill the two cows because the fung shui is bad.

ENVIRONMENTALISM: You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them.

FEMINISM: You have two cows. They get married and adopt a veal calf.

TOTALITARIANISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS: You are associated with (the concept of "ownership" is a symbol of the phallo-centric, war-mongering,intolerant past) two differently-aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of non-specified gender.

COUNTER CULTURE: Wow, dude, there's like... these two cows, man. You got to have some of this milk.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

JAPANESE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. You give the milk to gangsters so they don't ask any awkward questions about who you're giving the milk to.

X-FILES-ISM: Your two cows turn out to be the government. They milk YOU. You are saved by two generic bimbos, a female and a male with blow-dried hair, after (1) a car chase, involving UFOs, (2) a gunfight, and (3) a seance. The aliens get the advertising revenue after the Nielsens rise.

We hope you have enjoyed the lesson :D! Enjoy the New Year!!

NJC superhero PART 2

HOOT!! BoLiaoNJCians say hellooooo to all the J1s who read our blog. Guess we're pretty famous ehh :D Anyway from the blog title, we can see ITS NJC SUPERHERO TIME again. Nope, they ain't anymore masked heroes we gonna show off here for everyone to guess. The previous contest ended rather (i must say stupidly) "interestingly" with two votes for Mr. Lim Guo Jun from 07A02.

(Disclaimer: we boliaonjcians bear no responsibility for the contest results as WE HAVE NO FREAKIN IDEA WHO THE GUY WAS)

However, we truly believe the boliao spirit in our school and hence, we have another boliao pic to show everyone here.

(Disclaimer: we boliaonjcians bear no responsibility to the pictures displayed and our intentions were just to bring laffs to everyone. Any resemblence of any character featured, living or DEAD, is purely coincidental. While every effort has been made to ensure the accuracy of the information in our blog, we do not make any guarantees about the accuracy, completeness or fitness for any particular purpose of its contents. )

















Haha. Just for Laughs :D
(For those who cant see the difference, LOOK AT WHAT HIS HAND IS DOING)

Creative toilets

Hey Hey Bo Liao People out there! How are You? Here at the BoLiao Squad, we believe in bringing to all of you the most BoLiao things happening out there. NJC itself is full of boliao students and teachers, and the world out there is a larger place, and THAT MEANS EVEN MORE BOLIAO STUFF!! Hence, to continue on with the creative toilets post (refer to Journey to HC toilets 2), we are presenting you with a special toilet from SOMEWHERE(so mysterious hor, but to protect the privacy of the public toilets out there, we cannot reveal its secret location)



Q: What if the couple toilets are not enough?

A: We have the couple BATHROOM!!














Hohoho, all u naughty couples out there, happy finding!!
[actually u can come ask me to find out the secret location of the bathroom ;))]

NJC SUPERHERO

Hello everybody!! Here at boliaonjcian, we wish all J1s good luck for their O Levels result released tml(Firstly, it doesn't change your L1R5 anyway and secondly, WHERE GOT J1 READ OUR BLOG?). Anyway, the boliaoNJCians went to the library today!! Surprising isn't it? But luckily, and obviously, we weren't there to mug, we were watching a video at the seminar room. Guess what, we found a tired J1 at the library, obviously mugged hard for his GP, and having a good rest.















Haha, we hereby name him Newsweek Man, after the mask he's wearing, and we declare our competition of the month open. Any guesses for the ever secret identity of our superhero? Do tag ur opinions and guesses at our tagboard, correct guesses will be rewarded. Who knows? YOU may become the next NJC SUPERHERO.

Funny advent from Japan

If this happens in real life,it will be quite a sight.

Anyway if this really happens to you on the streets,do not fear there is a simple solution.


Switch to adidas

Journey to HC toilets 2

HC time again!! The boliaoNJCians ventured to HCJC again for H3 tutorials. Undaunted, we went to their toilets again. Learning from our past experience, and to save our noses, we decided to go to the toilets at HC International School, hoping that the people there knew how to flush the toilets after using it. To our surprise, they DID. BUT we realise one thing, that the International School students were more open-minded that what we have imagined. Here are some of the pictures of the CREATIVE toilets they have right in the middle of their school.

What do you get when couples want to go to toilet together?
HC International School has the answer! The COUPLE toilet:














Haha i guess thats still alright. Lets take a look at the next type of toilet.

What happens when a group of horny HC boys need to 'relieve' themselves?
HC International School has the answer too! The LAN DUCT:














I guess that leaves room for speculation what happens inside.

HAHA alright then, until the next instalment of journey to HC. Enjoy the pics!!

(Pictures have been changed if u are observant enough, these are actually the real ones as we wanted to cover up our reflection previously but we decide to bring out the true nature of these photos)

BoLiao Pranks 2

HOOT! Tests and exams are round the corner, Maths test tomorrow. To relieve stress, the boliaoNJCians recommend some suggestions to do during ur tests!

[Note: these ideas are best used in classes you have no hope of passing regardless of your performance... or classes you aren't registered in.]

Arrive for the exam half an hour late... and wearing pajamas (a la Michael Jackson)

Drink cough syrup before the exam (not the non-drowsy kind) and sleep through the whole thing

Come into the class acting cocky. Once you get the test, start flipping through it very fast while looking at the questions, then throw it in the air in anger, yelling: "I didn't study any of this!"

Come into class very drunk or obviously hungover

Use Crayons

Try to finish the test as quickly as possible, as though it's a race (easiest with multiple-choice tests)

Secretly, so no one else sees, splash some lighter fluid on the test, then light it on fire. Jump back in terror and claim it's a sign from God

For essay questions, use only content words (nouns, verbs, adverbs and most adjectives) and no function words (ex. a, the, with, but)

Make a hot dog on top of your test, make sure to get as many condiments on the paper as possible

Answer questions in another language [bonus points for the use of Hebrew, Chinese or Egyptian Hieroglyphics]

Answer every short-answer question in Jeopardy-style (both in "question-form" and outloud)

Openly and obviously cheat (use a cell phone to call friends for help, have an open textbook beside you or climb on your desk to see the person's test in front of you)

In long-answer/essay questions, casually throw in profanities [bonus points if you can use every swear you know atleast once]

Good Luck!