Bored At Sentosa on a Hot Day?
BoLiaoNJCians offer some suggestions for some fun at the beach:
Put down your towel and stuff right next to some other people (even overlap your towels abit)...if they say anything, just completely ignore them...
OR
...claim that you were there first and that they have no right invading your personal space
(Good swimmers only) Pretend to drown. Once you're brought to shore, hold your breath so that the lifegaurd has to start Artificial Respiration... then kiss them using much tongue (regardless of gender)
Do your best godzilla impression... and destroy every sand-castle you can
Throw waterballoons at the lifegaurd
Throw waterballoons at sunbathers
Go swimming fully clothed [bonus points for wearing formal attire]
Try to apply BBQ sauce and seasoning salt to sunbathers
Buy a dead squid from a seafood store... sneak it into the water, then run out of the water screaming, and holding the squid to your face (pretending that it's attacking you)
Hold a magnifying glass over a sunbather
Open a drink stand... but only sell hot drinks
Use a fire extinguisher on sunbathers
While people are in the water, bury their things in the sand... like their towels, coolers, kids...
In private, cover yourself in vaseline, then run down the beach screaming "I'm melting!" [bonus points for using red food coloring, or even some raw ground beef]
Good Luck!
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Monday, January 29, 2007
Journey To HC toilets
Well, today some of the BoliaoNJCians step into HCJC across the multiplier bridge.
We arrived at Cheng Yi Block
Since we were having lecture inside we ventured deeper into HCJC.
Normally, the first place you would visit in an unknown territory is the TOILET. Hence, we step into the toilet. Guess what we found? Being intellectual beings with 6 to 7 L1R5s, i guess students in HCJC stil need to be reminded to flush the toilet.
HAHA, i guess sometimes people study too much until they forget certain important things in life. BLEH those HC muggers, even with constant reminders RIGHT IN THEIR FACE when they do their business, this is what we saw:
Well, certainly for us boliaoNJCians, we scurried out the toilet after smelling it. But JUST FOR YOU, our dear viewers, we risked our noses for these disgusting photos.
Well, Happy Mugging to those at HC, AND REMEMBER TO FLUSH THOSE TOILETS!
We arrived at Cheng Yi Block
Since we were having lecture inside we ventured deeper into HCJC.
Normally, the first place you would visit in an unknown territory is the TOILET. Hence, we step into the toilet. Guess what we found? Being intellectual beings with 6 to 7 L1R5s, i guess students in HCJC stil need to be reminded to flush the toilet.
HAHA, i guess sometimes people study too much until they forget certain important things in life. BLEH those HC muggers, even with constant reminders RIGHT IN THEIR FACE when they do their business, this is what we saw:
Well, certainly for us boliaoNJCians, we scurried out the toilet after smelling it. But JUST FOR YOU, our dear viewers, we risked our noses for these disgusting photos.
Well, Happy Mugging to those at HC, AND REMEMBER TO FLUSH THOSE TOILETS!
Monday, January 22, 2007
RK House - No PORK!
Hello!!!! We are back!!! yes yes, we know we have not updated our blog for a long time...but we were veri busy....anw...to reward all those hu faithfully check this blog..we present to u this hidden gem...it will be the new craze!!!!!
Tuesday, January 02, 2007
New Year Post!!
Happy New Year(which means start of new term -.- how to happy?)
Couple of short stories to start the new year!
1. High Tech Hell?
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 16 May 2002
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
Can't wait to see u,
Ur loving husband
2. Beans Beans Beans
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. (he always fart when he eats them) One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent they would marry, he thought to himself, she'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this, so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Shortly after that they were married. A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her he would be late because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk he figured he could walk off any ill effects before he got home. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had 3 extra large helpings of baked beans. All the way home he putt-putted. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe. His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peak. At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as his wife was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she went to answer the phone. While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go.(farted) It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and RRIIIPPPP!!!(farted again) It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. He got another urge.(farted once again) This was a real blue ribbon winner, the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead. While keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway, and keeping his promise of staying blindfolded, he carried on like this for the next ten minutes, farting and fanning each time with his napkin. When he heard the phone farewells he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!!!" To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.
3. Familiar Equations?
Couple of short stories to start the new year!
1. High Tech Hell?
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 16 May 2002
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
Can't wait to see u,
Ur loving husband
2. Beans Beans Beans
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. (he always fart when he eats them) One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent they would marry, he thought to himself, she'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this, so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Shortly after that they were married. A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her he would be late because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk he figured he could walk off any ill effects before he got home. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had 3 extra large helpings of baked beans. All the way home he putt-putted. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe. His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peak. At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as his wife was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she went to answer the phone. While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go.(farted) It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and RRIIIPPPP!!!(farted again) It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. He got another urge.(farted once again) This was a real blue ribbon winner, the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead. While keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway, and keeping his promise of staying blindfolded, he carried on like this for the next ten minutes, farting and fanning each time with his napkin. When he heard the phone farewells he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!!!" To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.
3. Familiar Equations?
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