how to win a nobel prize

many inventors of explosives of all sorts have won e prestige of earning themselves a nobel prize.. how can u do it? boliaonjcian teaches u. if u can make an explosion like this... u'll surely win...

Muppets njc style

Extreme retardness brought to u by some njcians....muppets style

De-stress

Double video special....

1st one is from robot chicken( a damn funny show ...go youtube it) explaining why mythical creatures dun exist anymore....

2nd one is about how superheroes are in real life....not so much different from u n me...except for the super power parts...

harry potter!

ah.. w all e harry potter series coming up on tv, boliaonjcians jus have to chap in on this.. harry potter is gay! dun believe watch this video..

a boliao SAJCian special

some video of a sajc student. Apparently he goes around challenging people to "fights". In this vid he and some j1 are fighting wif satay sticks...

Reader's contribution

http://raffles.willbedefeated.com/

check it out....it's quite funny. like some kind of motivational speech b4 a war like tt. dunno hu did t but i'm guessing it's not someone from the raffles family.

Special thanks goes to haikal for contributing this post...

farts of e matrix

welcome to e matrix ppl.. haha

world's fastest hands

trust me...u do not wan to be standing next to him. watch until the end for the climax...

The elements song

this post is dedicated to those hu are mugging hard for the common tests. u may think it's hard to study for chem....fret not for boliaonjcian is here to help. By memorising this song...u will nv ever need to refer to the periodic table again. this will save u about 5 secs in the exam. 5 precious seconds....

cats

thinking of what u can do w cats? let boliao njcians give u several tips to have fun w cats &keep every1 entertained for hours! haha 1stly u can do some simple dressing up for ur cat!
cartoon characters can b rather amusing to start w us we present to u this example of a cat being dressed as the juggernaught! this is e evil villian in the X-men.

need sth more thrilling to spice up ur boring lives? try this simple science experiment! since toast always lands butter side down according to murphey's law & cats always land on their feet... y not try attaching a toast to a cat! u get antigravity! haha try it out! click on e picture to c some fascinating animation!

this msg is brought to u by boliao njcians..

Random post

pretty much self explainatory

Boliao Njcian lesson in life

Boliaonjcians is not all about stupid n boliao stuff....sometimes we teach u some valuable lessons in life. this lesson teaches u nv to be too cocky when u are winning. else u end up puttin ur foot in ur mouth...

haha

omg i jus had to put this up.. anwhow surf also can bump into such stuff! haha a bit old alr but well no1 found it! so i kop!

random post

ok was goin thru nj forums ar.. found this pic which i found really amusing.. haha got really boliao ppl out there sia.. tts glad to know =)

ok but i forgot who post this pic.. so shall cannot honour his wonderful efforts to bring laughs to e masses. sorry buddy..
btw those who wan go save e dying forum can follow this link
www.njc.edu.sg/council/forum ok tts it 4 now!

signs

alright! looks like some strike or riot right? look carefully 1st.. haha funny ending tho.. wonder what e man will have on his future signs to taunt e other guy.. haha

GG

following our topic on dota (this time we managed to jump on e bandwagon despite it moving), we also found other boliao ppl who like to try boliao things esp when they owning like crazy =) here's a innovative &DISRUPTIVE way to say GG (means good game 4 dota dummies), which is good =P

the power of boliao squad

MUAHAHAHAHA....recognise him? He was our nj superstar(read earlier post). He thinks he's veri clever...delete all his youtube vids. haha BUT he underestimated the far reaches of our power. we dug up more of his vids to show u all.

Enjoy....We have eyes n ears everywhere...

Boliao squad in warcraft world

Hello to all the boliao fans out there, the boliao squad has successfully infilitrated the cyber world and planting our cameras there. Today, we see the adventures of our boliao NJ houses, Ignis and Terra exploring the world of DOTA. To all the DOTA fans out there, no heroes were hurt in the making of this post and all photos are not edited to retain their full flavour.















Our heroes (Terra the drawven sniper and Ignis the Doom Bringer).














On their journey to the scourge base, there were many interesting things to see, o there's a burning scourge.















Combining their strength, they defeated the enemy, razing everything in their path. Even the base is burning up.















Conquering the scourge base wasn't enough, being the Boliao Squad, we had to humiliate them. Henceforth, our heroes destroyed their fountain and stood their for a pose, with nice burning effect at their feet.















Feeling bored after destroying the scourge base, we went to find our old friend, Mr. Roshan the rockhead and did a NJ OEI cheer at his house. NJ OEI!!















Mr. Roshan the rockhead wasn't very heppy with all the loud cheering (we think he came from HC), we decided to thrash the hell out of him and NJ CONQUERS ROSHAN.















Hey, R21 here.















Yes, the new NJ roshan.

Useless facts 101

Hey!!! Feeling all bored and sian-ed...fret not for Boliao Njcians is here to save the day.

Presenting 20 all-time useless facts...u never know when u can use them in ur gp/econs essay...

1. Most American car horns honk in the key of F. (why F? is it short for F***?)
2. The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan." (hey useless facts rmb?)
3. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. (Marketing nightmare)
4. Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie. (for those on a diet...introducing the all new stamp-diet)
5. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. (how do they test this? " all those who are asleep rise ur hands"?)
6. Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself. (wonder how many cats did they tested before arriving at this results?)
7. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.(again...useless facts)
8. The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; '7' was selected after the original 7-ounce containers and 'UP' for the direction of the bubbles. (wow...genuis..."bubbles goes up..why not call it 7-up?" why not just name a drink "watever"...oh...nvm)
9. 101 Dalmatians, Peter Pan, Lady and the Tramp, and Mulan are the only Disney cartoons where both parents are present and don't die throughout the movie. (so sad...)
10. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
11. 'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.( 30 freaking minutes)
12. To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs - it will let you go instantly. (hmmm wat if it is biting on to ur thumbs?)
13. Reindeer like to eat bananas.( wonder wat pigs eat?)
14. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple.( 30 freaking minutes!!!)
15. The word "samba" means "to rub navels together." (ooooo...now it makes sense...wat abt samba soccer?)
16. Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots. (ironic...)
17. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. ("ok now...open wide. come on...let me see ur teeth. dun make me press the button...ok u ask 4 it. ZAPPP!!!!")
18. The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II Killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo. (Good aim....)
19. More people are killed annually by donkeys than airplane crashes. (wonder how many are killed by orgasming pigs?)
20. A 'jiffy' is a unit of time for 1/100th of a second ( so a pig's orgasm is 180 000 jiffies)