The Super Mario saga Part one:The beginning of the end

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Yes...as some of you may know, the current craze in our class is the Super Mario craze. So, it's only a matter of time before mario is featured on our blog. We boliao njcians serve to bring you the lastest trend in NJC.

Mario may seem like a very easy and brainless game to you. Thus, one brave soul tries to prove this true by playing this seemingly harmless game.

Our young hero begins his quest full of confidence and bravo. But, he soon falls into a deep abysses as he realise that this mario game is THE mario game...the legendary game....inscribed on the tombs in the darkest pages of history...they have no name for it...hence it is only know throughout history as THE MOST DIFFICULT MARIO MOD EVER!!!!!

We shall bear witness to our brave hero's quest as he attempts to salvage his sanity and reputation...and most importantly..his life!!!!!

What will happen to our courageous hero?
Will he survive?
Will he keep his sanity?
Will he ever stop swearing?

Find out in Part two of the Super Mario sage..."The point of no return"

boliao archers part 3!!!

in this videos some of my archery juniors role play! acting as martial arts experts, they pit themselves against e invincible chok kee who is also acting as a martial arts expert! e quick reflexes of e camera man also shows tt e camera man, which is me, is also a martial arts expert! imagine what kinda skillz u muz have to take this whole video down w/o them noticing!

copied from uncyclopedia

AAA is, without question, the greatest video game player on Earth. Known only by the three initials he uses on arcade high score lists, he has left his ubiquitous mark in the RAM chips of countless motherboards. He has played every single arcade game in the universe, including the superintelligent ones developed by the Pentagon that suck you into a Tron-like cyberspace where you fight to the death against the CPU itself. He has killed approximately 12 video game CPUs in this fashion.

boliao archers part 2

who says archers dun like to b impaled? (pun intended) here u c our dear hanxiao (thanks to him for this boliao idea also) being shot at by our pro skillded archers. obviously being super pro skillded we hit him right on la! haha

boliao stuff by archers part 1

this series of boliao stuff done by archers is a proof to all in njc tt archery is e most boliao cca in town! not tt archwey's boliao but e ppl sure r! personally i'm from archery.. at least 5episodes in this series.. haha enjoy!

Genius

(written above: It's curvy with a higher bit at the end and a rather aesthetically pleasing slope downwards towards a pretty flat strait (sic) bit. The actual graph itself consists of 2 strait(sic) lines meeting at the lower left hand corner of the graph and moving away at 90 degrees angle. Each line has an arrow head on the end.)

Well...u can't say he is wrong either.

weiyi

e next invention added to our boliao inventory! this is e boliaonjcian of e future! in our very own R&D sector of e boliao industry! here he is dawning his laser goggles as he tries so tatoo himself w laser. can u c e grin on his retarded face? caused by e high from e burning sensation of a class 3 laser on bare human skin. arh...

NJ superstar track2

As promised, our new nj superstar has released a new track. This superb remix of "sexyback" so wonderful,we are simply speechless...

Apparently our newest star is called jian hao from 07A**...look out for him

(Disclaimer: we boliaonjcians bear no responsibility to the pictures/video displayed and our intentions were just to bring laughs to everyone. Any resemblance of any character featured, living or dead, is purely coincidental. While every effort has been made to ensure the accuracy of the information in our blog, we do not make any guarantees about the accuracy, completeness or fitness for any particular purpose of its contents. )

(Disclaimer 2: the above video/picture is not made by us but rather, found by us when surfing a popular video/picture sharing website. therefore, we bear no responsibility for the above video/picture. if u dun wan to share ur video/picture with the world, dun post it up on the Internet in the first place)

(Politically-neutral disclaimer: For the more observant readers, you may recognise the person shown in the video/picture as a council elect. However, we, BoLiao Njcians, take a politically neutral stand. Hence, by posting the video/picture here, we neither support or flame the above person. The video/picture is discussed purely for entertainment purposes and we bear no politically connected consequences.)

New NJ superstar

Once again Boliao Njcian has unearth a new superstar. After the success of LGJ and MK, we bring u the latest njc sensation...(yet to be named). This njcian is clearly the next superstar with his wonderful singing. Above is a demo track from his newest album. Note the creative remix of a popular song and the subtle use of facial expression to draw listeners to into the feeling of the song.

If this demo track received much praise and all u readers love him...there are many more demo tracks from his latest album. So, if u all want to hear more, show ur support by leaving comments.

(Disclaimer: we boliaonjcians bear no responsibility to the pictures/video displayed and our intentions were just to bring laughs to everyone. Any resemblance of any character featured, living or dead, is purely coincidental. While every effort has been made to ensure the accuracy of the information in our blog, we do not make any guarantees about the accuracy, completeness or fitness for any particular purpose of its contents. )

(Disclaimer 2: the above video/picture is not made by us but rather, found by us when surfing a popular video/picture sharing website. therefore, we bear no responsibility for the above video/picture. if u dun wan to share ur video/picture with the world, dun post it up on the Internet in the first place)

(Politically-neutral disclaimer: For the more observant readers, you may recognise the person shown in the video/picture as a council elect. However, we, BoLiao Njcians, take a politically neutral stand. Hence, by posting the video/picture here, we neither support or flame the above person. The video/picture is discussed purely for entertainment purposes and we bear no politically connected consequences.)

(Disclaimer 3: This disclaimer disclaims that is the final disclaimer.)

toilets revisited

the highlight of today's post is none other than on toilets. readers who have seen our previous posts, u would have observed that we have feel there's a responsibility on us to put up whatever is unusual abt toilets for our viewing pleasure. (&flaming)

the topic of e day is aiming. hit or miss we dun care. i'm sure many of us has encountered several aiming problems in our toilet lives. these acts of inaccuracy &imprecision have been documented both on text &in pictures as illustrated below.

NJ has acknowledged this problem & has installed e revoluntionary aiming device to keep our toilets white. (if not what colour u all should know la hor?) a prototype of this device can b found in e student lounge guys toilet. gals toilet we check alr. dun have cos they're aiming too bad liao cannot solve even w this.
this device employs e hole technology, which leverages on the funnel theorem. it states that "when there is a hole, pee will funnel into e urinal". this technology is also for e 1st time combined w porous pot postulate & quantum tunneling. so got chance go in alr cannot come out or even cannot go in, so use w caution.

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fashion

can u tell e difference? here's a target used in archery target shooting. not only does it serve as an aiming &scoring tool, it can also give fashion inspiration to our fellow viewers. obviously some1 has alr enlightened themselves w e beauty of target archery &decided to bring archery to a level nv pioneered into b4 by archery: fashion. below is e boliao person whom we dunno(but we highly suspect is from another boliao organisation), dawning archery's latest advancement, e high precision, carefully engineered mechanically to perfection, t-shirt! all e best &hope u kena arrow la brudder!

How to open a GC (with commentary)

Its the time of the year where the J1s are starting to become bored in NJC. This is the time of the emergence of the new boliaoNJCians just like how we had come about. This video was taken by the junior NJCians who had just purchased their brand new Graphic Calculator. Unable to contain their excitement for this brand new gadget in their hands, although unarmed with a pair of scissors, the juniors have resorted to the stone age method of opening up anything(including animals skulls and other humans alike) ---- BRUTE FORCE



Do not try this at home.

soccer

talk abt growing greener pastures ya? haha look what boliao njcians do w a booklets we got from a talk tt has a patch of synthetic grass on it! what an exciting matchup betw andric &alvin! haha...

The Last Mohican

The Mohicans are a Native American tribe who came from the Hudson River Valley (around Albany, NY). They decorate their hair with feathers to make themselves look bigger,so as to boast their morale and to intimidate their enemies.

Romans adopted this form of battle decorations and incorporate it into their battle armour, namely the helmets.

After many years, in this age of new technology, bioscience has done the seemingly impossible. Bioengineering has develop a new way of weaving this self-defense mechanism into our DNA. No longer does humans have to make up for the lack of such attributes by wearing external headwear. Presenting to you, the latest prototype:

With this genetic modifications, humans will naturally become more intimidating. Scientists have predicted that this will be made available to the general public within the next 6 months. So,people who require such modifications to compensate for their lack-ness in other areas, preorder now!!!!

Bring u the latest breakthrough in useless inventions...BoLiao Njcians signing off.

NJC superhero

Hello, we are bringing to you today, our dear viewers, a very special njc superhero. this superhero is seen as the NJC spirit, deeply rooted is this special superhero in our hearts. Yes, it is none other than our three legged, waving arm NJC LION.

We are sorry for the poor quality of this lion, HOWEVER, as loyal njcians(and even ex-njcians who wonder what has njc become, DO NOT BE SHOCKED BY THIS POST), we are pretty sure of how the lion looks like(if u dunno please look at your collar pin for goodness sake). Today, we bring to you, the real incarnation of the lion, the njcian who has started it all, lion and the wave, NJC SUPERLION!!!!

(Identity of our njc SUPERLION is kept hidden as we do not want any rival JCs to start sending their hitman to assasinate our NJC mascot)