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By request,
A sms reads:
《在这个无聊的世界里的一个无聊的地方，
有个无聊的我利用无聊的你发一条很无聊的信息，
非常无聊的问你一个无聊的问题： “你无聊吗？” 》
Some other cold jokes (prior knowledge of some basic chinese needed to understand these)
1。小明喝奶长大，大明喝什么？
答案：酒， 因为 “久仰大名“（ 酒养大明 ）
2。森林里开 PARTY, 谁吃不到蛋糕？
答案：草， 因为 “草莓（没）蛋糕”
3。 小白和大白是兄弟， 小白长大越来越像他大哥。 请猜一个成语。
答案： “真相（像）大白”
Some english ones in case people says im racist or something:
4. Which brand of shampoo is the wealthiest?
Ans: Lux super Rich Shampoo -.-"
5. Osama, Bush, Blair and Saddam sat down for a mahjong game. Who won first?
Ans: Saddam, because Saddam Hussein (糊先）
Brrr... sure is cold in here...
Sorry for the chinese in the last english joke (im a chinese joker sry)
Have a good laff :D
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