hoot part3!!!!

Warning!
This post will seriously change the way u view the world.Do not read this if u want to continue living the way ur life is now.For those who wish to be enlightened,scroll down and feast ur eyes upon the truth of the universe.Once again, this post will rock the very foundation n fabric of ur life.
U HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!

lets begin by stating the two basic facts of life

studying=pass=not failing-----(1)
not studying=failing------(2)

combine (1) and (2)

studying+not studying=not failing + failing
study (ing+not ing)=fail (not ing+ ing)

cancel common factor

study=fail

therefore,i present to u the undeniable fact of life...
listern to the boss... he has forseen this fact and has come to warn us...STOP STUDYING!!!!!

End of warning

anw...we like to state that the frequency of updates is not determined by us.
Rather it is determined by a complex formula which calculates the product of "boliaoness" and "free time" divide by the "coordinates of our handphones in space-time continuity" and multiply by the root of the sum of "hoots" and "wat cows" before being subtrated by the lowest common multiple of "promos","stress" and "cca".
There u have it..the formula open 4 all to see...so if u can calculate out the exact timing which we are going to update..u can save urself the hassle of frequently checking this blog.
U can also contribute by sending in ideas for us to consider.of cuz, which idea we would use is up to our discretion.
Pls be patient....we will try to update whenever new and random boliao stuff pops up...look forward to after the promos where the full force of THE BOLIAO SQUAD will be unleashed... :)

super funny!!

Hard Gay vs Gurmit singapore idol

haha hooooo!! omg hard gay fans.. enjoy this video man!

math

yoyoyo!
nowsadays gots pple tells me ar math v difficult sia.. so i v helpfuls.. wan helps u all ar.. improve ur maths.. i will upload images help u all hooooo!! hehex.. =P

Hoot returns.

Actually for the previous post, there is a chinese version, so here they are(actually there are 2 of them):

Haha have a nice day more videos will be coming up soon :D

hoot!

something interesting i saw on the web....dunno boliao enough or not...but just for entertainment
some basic knowledge of maths required ....

*warning: if u are offended by female jokes...pls close the window now!!!! as in NOW!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! .... ok now i got ur attention*

gurls=time*money
as time is money,subt time=money into the eqn
gurls=(money)^2
as money is the root of all evil,subt money=(evil)^1/2
gurls=((evil)^1/2)^2
gurls= evil

thus maths has confirm wat all men has known since the dawn of time..............

Juz for laffs

(If strange characters appears below, go to View->Encoding ->Unicode)
By request,

A sms reads:

《在这个无聊的世界里的一个无聊的地方，
有个无聊的我利用无聊的你发一条很无聊的信息，
非常无聊的问你一个无聊的问题： “你无聊吗？” 》

Some other cold jokes (prior knowledge of some basic chinese needed to understand these)

1。小明喝奶长大，大明喝什么？


答案：酒， 因为 “久仰大名“（ 酒养大明 ）

2。森林里开 PARTY, 谁吃不到蛋糕？


答案：草， 因为 “草莓（没）蛋糕”

3。 小白和大白是兄弟， 小白长大越来越像他大哥。 请猜一个成语。


答案： “真相（像）大白”

Some english ones in case people says im racist or something:

4. Which brand of shampoo is the wealthiest?


Ans: Lux super Rich Shampoo -.-"

5. Osama, Bush, Blair and Saddam sat down for a mahjong game. Who won first?


Ans: Saddam, because Saddam Hussein (糊先）

Brrr... sure is cold in here...
Sorry for the chinese in the last english joke (im a chinese joker sry)
Have a good laff :D

shooting club

ouch

What's that?

CAN YOU SMELL WHAT IM "COOKING"?

Cute Hippo

it must have seen an ugly person like you!

we're from 06S01!!

jus wanna say this is not done by us deliberately for the purpose of posting on this blog. IT WAS REALLY DONE BY E CLASS. i bet i can find a bunch of u ppl anytime after sch man.. rmb this class, rmb it well.. if they dun top e level can laugh @ them! LOL!
we cun wait 4 exams too! i'm sure...

b4 i forget.. got another mugger class man.. cun stand them la! 06S01... another of those mugger buggers. all DOHC sia!! Damn On & Hiong Class... <--hint on a future n3.. DOHC. rmb this phrase.. muahaha!!

Anw.. U R WASTING PRECIOUS MUGGING TIME WRITING THIS!! do u know how much of TYS u can tank w this few seconds/minutes used to write this thingy?! u call urselves muggers? pls go home train 1st =P u know which class we from not?!

boliao squad

boliao squad(or part of it at least) in action! lemme introduce... from left in clockwise order are... a tin of biscuits, watermelon alpha, honeydew alpha, watermelon beta, honey dew beta & last but not least a packet of mentos. cannot seem to find e boliao squad ppl...

boliao njcian goes beyond njc! pic below happened in public... bedok mrt where they put camera on e ledge & pose w their barang barang.. too bad @ night so not many ppl could see & bathe themselves in e boliao mood... hehe =P change of layout! now v chio liaoz sia! nth much boliao here jus let u know whos in e squad =P

Dota!

post-njcg syndrome... damn i wish we had won at least the mousepad.. half an hr.. 1green marker & 1red marker.. 1whiteboard.. a highly entertaining masterpiece..

Sliding

what do u get when u have a bored guy, many bugger classmates looking on, a chair and a small slope to play with before econs tutorial? if u cannot watch this video, do sth abt it! i'm sure u dun wanna miss out on all this fun we're having! download quicktime player now!

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STOP IT NOW.
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