To all our readers out there....the Boliao Squad wish u all a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year....Have a boliao day!!!!!

cai shen dao

Boliaonjcian proudly presents....cai shen dao wei xiang remix version...despite it being his friz time using the guitar...u can sense the sincerity in the strumming...like wat he said " it's straight from the heart"....excuse us but we are so touched by his strumming...we are going to cry...the sincerity....

alright! was random surfing e net then go into this "funny doodle" website. dunno whats e URL cos jus random surfing only ma! if random surfing can lead u 2 such things then random surfing is good! random surfing is all abt surfing randomly & randomly surfing. whichever way u wan it =P erhm still got what cock to talk abt random surfing? random refers to a haphazard manner in which shit happens & may in e end end up as gd stuff such as in my case of random surfing... hope u all found my n3 meaningful!

dead ringers lord of the rings

beautiful video fr dead ringers again.. c e title u also know what its abt alr.. rmb let it load finish then watch @ 1 go or else spoil e surprise! haha really. anw thanks chien wei 4 his wonderful suggestion 4 this n3

Dead Ringers - Iraqi Report

damn funny.. once again fr dead ringers!

gay song

get into SOMEBODY's car... turn on e CD player, a gay song plays... how would boliao NJCians respond to tt?

Its Bloody Cold

parody of james blunt's song "you're beautiful" wahaha!

gay pic 4

weihong jus can't get enough of me...

parallel parking

siala stun dio...

3rd in line 4 homosexuality!

now u sense our enthusiasm on our new theme on homosexuality! haha update so fast! omg!

i'm sorry nicol but u were jus a one night stand. i'm sorry if i have hurt ur feelings but here is my true stead... its not u. u did a bad job, u're fired.

gay pic part 2!!!

it always starts liddat... he's damn dao... as u can sell c... but when there's a will, there's a way... look at how he's enjoying me now! jus look at tt grin! heh =)

Lamer

Below is an actual conversation:

WH: "Look! 3 stars."
Others: "Where got 3?"
WH " 2 in my hands...and 1 in gray"

All we can say is "..................................................."

(Wh, as promised, u are not featured in the gay pics series)

start of a series of gay photos

we love S01!!! esp guys! woots!

noob archer

look at the noob archer...must be becuz of the noob hairstyle

Live action Simpsons

This is for all the simpsons fans out there...Enjoy!!!!!

Counter-Strike Parody

notice their turning... so real la!

Econ power

To all econs students out there, this is for u.

A Good Way to Study Economics:

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say:"I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you say:"He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number.The next day, you call and say:"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink,you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and say:You are very rich! Can you marry me?"
That's Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and say:"I am very rich. Marry me!"She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:"I am very rich. Marry me!"And she introduces you to her husband.
That's demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her:I'm rich. Will you marry me?"and she goes with him.
That's competition eating into your market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her andbefore you say:I'm rich, Marry me!"And your wife arrives.
That's barriersto entry

10.You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:"I am very rich. Marry me!".Another guy with flowers said:"I am richer. Marry me!"
That's absolute advantage.

11.You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say:"I'm very rich. Marry me!"Her equally gorgeous friend tags along for the rest of the night.
That's economies of scale.

12.You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm very rich. Marry me!" Two years later, you have kids.
That's the multiplier effect

The Boliao Squad would like to thank Wan Ting for her contribution.

fun w bionicle

hello! hard gay des! fuuuuuuuu!

okaaaaay!

bonus pic. only those who know abt rv last yr tt guys dance. haha ballet boy! LOL!

Talking Cock in Parliament - Hossan Leong

fantastic man this guy... HOSSAN LEONG!

jinheng (very lucky)

We know this is what all u readers have been waiting for! Boliao NJCian's own merchandise!
Armed with the latest in water containing technology, Jinheng is simply a muz have 4 any water drinker!
Why hesitate?! Get urs NOW!
order fr Boliao NJCian @ only $2 each. pay 2 our boss or pre-order by calling us @1900-J-I-N-H-E-N-G!
Its tt simple!
look @ our model carrying our product. dun u jus wanna own a Jinheng jus like him?!
each sold separately. payments can only b made thru boss.
what r u wating 4? call now!

Disclaimer: our model doesn't really own a jinheng but is jus pretending to own 1 for the sake of this ad..
The Boliao Squad is not responsible for any malfunction of the product due to bad maintainance. Failure to fill up the product wif water will cause it to lose its intended purpose of holding water. Any complains regarding the failure of the product due to the user's stupidity will be post on this blog for all to see.

Caught in the act

Ho ho ho!... Somebody's trying to be cheeky eh? kena discovered... we promised tt no boliao NJCian was hurt in e production of this picture... serious. Our potential victim seems pretty much shaken =P

gotcha!

Wahaha! Our 1st sabo attempt! hoot! kena caught on film liao leh! song bo! ok this shows a boliao NJCian playing arnd in a sliding chair in a bid to imitate us as seen in our previous entry... gd try but we say gotta try harder... sorry la =P we are still the masters of boliao-ing....LOL!

DOHC!

The Boliao Squad, being supporters of mrbrownshow.com, listens to his podcasts.. including "Zhng My Car!" haha 4 those of u who listened to "Zhng My Car 1" & have gd memory.. mayb u'll get a laugh outta this vinyl on a honda civic andric & ronald saw.. haha~!

oh anw for the sake of those of u who doesn't listen to mrbrownshow, e character in e show, called johnny, defined DOHC as Damn On & Hiong Charger.. which refers to a turbo charger he can install in a car! =P

Brother blog

Due to continuous pestering from HT, The Boliao Squad not-so-proudly presents our brother blog:

Boliao ACJCians

Created by 2 of our boliao frens hu are in ACJC now, the blog consist of original songs composed by them.They change the lyrics of existing songs so as to better express their feelings.

Becuz their blog traffic is not as gd as ours,we decided to help them boost their reader-ship by linking their blog to ours.So if u are veri free n got nth to better to do,go n have a look.But becuz they abit language-ist,all of the songs are in chinese.So if u cannot understand chinese,dun bother going,stick to reading this blog.

Lend a helping hand,increase their counter number today!

Tt all from us...have a boliao day!

achievements con't

ok video in previous entry showed e fruits of our labour... but tot mayb we should also include e video showing e gruelling, painful, tedious, consuming, draining, challenging process we went thru to bring to u tt fantastic, beautiful, wonderful, fabulous, gorgeous, elegant finish...

For all the warcraft3 players out there, we may consider putting up e replay for download... but tt's tentative only... look forward to it & visit us often!

enjoy ur visit & have a nice day.

achievements

welcome to the boliao NJCian hall of fame...

1. boliaonjcian 1
2. boliaonjcian 2
3. boliaonjcian 3
4. boliaonjcian 4

Achievement: taking out firebush in plain public view!! e war was long... but we still made it... & we were all level 2/3 when we took it down! u all can not?! wahaha..

Credits:

boliaonjcian 1(Weiyi),boliaonjcian 2(Wei Xiang),boliaonjcian 3(Andric),boliaonjcian4(Alvin) for playing & thus spending half an hr, fifty cents & some extent of finger pain.

special thanks: Ronald for filming this wonderful event... & being there to support e team.Also to the 3 strangers who were standing behind us watching the whole event...and yes, u can destroy the firebush.

welcome to boliao NJCian wall of shame...

1. weiyi,after months of playing DOTA, still dunno where to find terrorblade and hence wasted $0.10 LOL!
2. wei xiang for losing control of his hero and dying twice..haha noob!

LOL

The Boliao Squad thanks qiyuan for her contribution( our very 1st reader-contributed post!!)

Notice

Hmm Sept hols so sianz nothing to do at all... Here's a notice to all who read this blog...

Please notice:

You may have noticed the increased amount of notices for you to notice. And, we have noticed that some of our notices have not been noticed. This is very noticeable. It has been noticed that the responses to the notices have been noticeably unnoticeable. Therefore, this notice is to remind you to notice the notices to respond to the notices because we do not want the notices to go unnoticed.

FROM THE NOTICE COMMITTEE FOR NOTICING NOTICES

ZZZ so bored BLEH... Anyone want LAN pls call me (weiyi)

Darth Vader being a smartass

wahaha!!

food art

yoyo! wahaha ytd went out on sakae buffet! afer eat full full alr ar.. become boliao.. so we decided to explore our creative minds & make better utility of e food.. yea..


pieces of art work from mr fock chin yue. here's tips on how u can do it too! 1st, eat at least 10plates of food.. so u can have sufficient covers(as shown in e pics) 4 drafts. art is not always successful so u muz have sufficient material 4 rough sketches. smear wasabi on e inner side of e covers. make it into a smiley face! put on e conveyor belt 4 every1's viewing pleasure!
PS great way to piss e waiter off also.. @least we managed to do so w our artistic talents..

if u observe closely, this piece has more detail. dictating e artist's passion in food art, it can be seen tt e artist indeed has attained aptitude in this field. his emotions of boliaoness flows all over his art & it jus leaves many deep in thoughts.. (thinking if he's crazy or not) featuring great visual detail, his art speaks of e unknown facts tt occur in our daily lives. this wasabi face dude even has a tuft of hair made from ginger pieces!

after e hard work of e artist has been acknowledged it was time to organise a fashion parade 4 our products! jointly organised by pei tsung, chak yan, chinyue & myself(muz quote 4 information ownership reasons), we open our masterpieces for public viewing!

hoot part3!!!!

Warning!
This post will seriously change the way u view the world.Do not read this if u want to continue living the way ur life is now.For those who wish to be enlightened,scroll down and feast ur eyes upon the truth of the universe.Once again, this post will rock the very foundation n fabric of ur life.
U HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!

lets begin by stating the two basic facts of life

studying=pass=not failing-----(1)
not studying=failing------(2)

combine (1) and (2)

studying+not studying=not failing + failing
study (ing+not ing)=fail (not ing+ ing)

cancel common factor

study=fail

therefore,i present to u the undeniable fact of life...
listern to the boss... he has forseen this fact and has come to warn us...STOP STUDYING!!!!!

End of warning

anw...we like to state that the frequency of updates is not determined by us.
Rather it is determined by a complex formula which calculates the product of "boliaoness" and "free time" divide by the "coordinates of our handphones in space-time continuity" and multiply by the root of the sum of "hoots" and "wat cows" before being subtrated by the lowest common multiple of "promos","stress" and "cca".
There u have it..the formula open 4 all to see...so if u can calculate out the exact timing which we are going to update..u can save urself the hassle of frequently checking this blog.
U can also contribute by sending in ideas for us to consider.of cuz, which idea we would use is up to our discretion.
Pls be patient....we will try to update whenever new and random boliao stuff pops up...look forward to after the promos where the full force of THE BOLIAO SQUAD will be unleashed... :)

super funny!!

Hard Gay vs Gurmit singapore idol

haha hooooo!! omg hard gay fans.. enjoy this video man!

math

yoyoyo!
nowsadays gots pple tells me ar math v difficult sia.. so i v helpfuls.. wan helps u all ar.. improve ur maths.. i will upload images help u all hooooo!! hehex.. =P

Hoot returns.

Actually for the previous post, there is a chinese version, so here they are(actually there are 2 of them):

Haha have a nice day more videos will be coming up soon :D

hoot!

something interesting i saw on the web....dunno boliao enough or not...but just for entertainment
some basic knowledge of maths required ....

*warning: if u are offended by female jokes...pls close the window now!!!! as in NOW!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! .... ok now i got ur attention*

gurls=time*money
as time is money,subt time=money into the eqn
gurls=(money)^2
as money is the root of all evil,subt money=(evil)^1/2
gurls=((evil)^1/2)^2
gurls= evil

thus maths has confirm wat all men has known since the dawn of time..............

Juz for laffs

(If strange characters appears below, go to View->Encoding ->Unicode)
By request,

A sms reads:

《在这个无聊的世界里的一个无聊的地方，
有个无聊的我利用无聊的你发一条很无聊的信息，
非常无聊的问你一个无聊的问题： “你无聊吗？” 》

Some other cold jokes (prior knowledge of some basic chinese needed to understand these)

1。小明喝奶长大，大明喝什么？


答案：酒， 因为 “久仰大名“（ 酒养大明 ）

2。森林里开 PARTY, 谁吃不到蛋糕？


答案：草， 因为 “草莓（没）蛋糕”

3。 小白和大白是兄弟， 小白长大越来越像他大哥。 请猜一个成语。


答案： “真相（像）大白”

Some english ones in case people says im racist or something:

4. Which brand of shampoo is the wealthiest?


Ans: Lux super Rich Shampoo -.-"

5. Osama, Bush, Blair and Saddam sat down for a mahjong game. Who won first?


Ans: Saddam, because Saddam Hussein (糊先）

Brrr... sure is cold in here...
Sorry for the chinese in the last english joke (im a chinese joker sry)
Have a good laff :D

shooting club

ouch

What's that?

CAN YOU SMELL WHAT IM "COOKING"?

Cute Hippo

it must have seen an ugly person like you!

we're from 06S01!!

jus wanna say this is not done by us deliberately for the purpose of posting on this blog. IT WAS REALLY DONE BY E CLASS. i bet i can find a bunch of u ppl anytime after sch man.. rmb this class, rmb it well.. if they dun top e level can laugh @ them! LOL!
we cun wait 4 exams too! i'm sure...

b4 i forget.. got another mugger class man.. cun stand them la! 06S01... another of those mugger buggers. all DOHC sia!! Damn On & Hiong Class... <--hint on a future n3.. DOHC. rmb this phrase.. muahaha!!

Anw.. U R WASTING PRECIOUS MUGGING TIME WRITING THIS!! do u know how much of TYS u can tank w this few seconds/minutes used to write this thingy?! u call urselves muggers? pls go home train 1st =P u know which class we from not?!

boliao squad

boliao squad(or part of it at least) in action! lemme introduce... from left in clockwise order are... a tin of biscuits, watermelon alpha, honeydew alpha, watermelon beta, honey dew beta & last but not least a packet of mentos. cannot seem to find e boliao squad ppl...

boliao njcian goes beyond njc! pic below happened in public... bedok mrt where they put camera on e ledge & pose w their barang barang.. too bad @ night so not many ppl could see & bathe themselves in e boliao mood... hehe =P change of layout! now v chio liaoz sia! nth much boliao here jus let u know whos in e squad =P

Dota!

post-njcg syndrome... damn i wish we had won at least the mousepad.. half an hr.. 1green marker & 1red marker.. 1whiteboard.. a highly entertaining masterpiece..

Sliding

what do u get when u have a bored guy, many bugger classmates looking on, a chair and a small slope to play with before econs tutorial? if u cannot watch this video, do sth abt it! i'm sure u dun wanna miss out on all this fun we're having! download quicktime player now!

Welcome

Welcome to BoLiaoNJCian.blogspot.com
This blog is dedicated to all the boliao ppl of NJC.
I can see you all mugging in the library & oasis.
STOP IT NOW.
Come and join us as we explore our inner minds and we can develop our full potential in boliaoness.
In this blog, we will be showing you boliao videos and pictures that we, The BoLiao Squad, have taken footage of. Note tt they're not 4 e faint hearted.
Email us suggestions, feedback and any constructive criticism at boliaonjcian@hotmail.com and if you wish to join us to act in our boliao videos, feel free to contact us via the email.