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De-motivational Poster 2

Today we have some posters related to animals.

De-motivational Posters Part 1

Due to time constraints, boliaonjcians will be bringing a series of de-motivational posters, guaranteed to bring new insights and laughters.
(Do note that the posters are not property of boliaonjcians)

Intro to ranks

Still on the topic of the army(ever since the boliaonjcians enlisted there really isn't much else to talk about), i believe many civilians out there do not understand the ranks of army personnels and it is really very confusing. Hence, boliaonjcians is kind enough to provide a short introduction to ranks in the army:
Warrant Officers, Specialists, and Enlistees

* REC - Really Enduring Camp in Tekong

* PTE - Physically Trained Expert after Tekong

* LCP - Lowest Confident Personnel in camp due to inexperience, also known as "Lan Chao Bing"

* CPL - Cannot Play Liao because you are a senior NSF, also known as "Kao Beh Lang" as they always complain alot

* SGT - Saying Goodbye Thank you, because you are at the end of your service

* SSG - Showing Social Grace by asking people to call you staff instead of sergeant

* MSG - Must Say Good no matter what your commanders so that you get your 1st epaulette on your shoulder faster

* MWO - Must Watch Out for n00bs making mistakes and make them sign extra

* SWO - Still Waiting Orders because you are somehow still lower ranked than commissioned officers even if you have loads more experience than them
Officers

* LTA - Listening To Advice because your officer-commanding told you to do so and you cannot disobey. LTA normally graudates to work in the Land Transport Authority and listen to the advices by traffic police.

* CPT - Call Please Thanks, too busy with work, no time to reply

* MAJ - Must Always Joke so that people in SAFTI MI will recognise your "Leadership" and send you to command

* LTC - Later Then Confirm because you have too many meetings to attend

* COL - Content Over Leadership since you have already commanded so many people

* BG - Better (be) Gone, so that someone can replace you...

* MG - Media Glamour, especially if you are Chief of Army, pictures always taken for mass media purposes

* LG - Life's good, nowhere higher to go, nothing to do also. (Too bad Singapore do not have a 4 star general!!) LG generals also organise an annual party cum chalet at the government owned Aloha Resort where a lucky draw will be held and the winner will walk away with a 42 inch Plasma LG TV.

So, we boliaonjcian hope all you civilians out there will have a better idea of life in the army and our ranks after this short intro. And to end it off, a 'motivational' poster

ORD Bridge

Its has been more than a year since there is any posts on boliaonjcians. Our members has spent their time serving their nation with honour, with NJC motto in mind. A year has past and our boliaonjcians are carving a successful path while defending our nation. Murder king has become Murder Sir and other boliaonjcians are leading their slack lives. However, one thing has always been engraved in our minds in the past year and the year to come, and the thing is
ORD is one word that unites all boliaonjcians in their quest to defend their nation. The word has never leave us for a second and it is the only aim that has accompanied us the past one year, giving us the motivation to carry on and the reason to continue living. Hence, when the boliaonjcians were strolling along the Singapore River during one night, it was to our pleasant surprise that we have finally stumbled upon the treasure that will save all our lives, cut all the miseries and it is the
YES! and it the bridge that shall bring us salvation, free us from the shackles of hopelessness. To all of you out there, we shall reveal the secret location of the ORD bridge, so all of us can ORD together!!!!














(ORD Bridge is a pedestrian bridge in Singapore. It spans the Singapore River at Clarke Quay, located in the Singapore River Planning Area within the Singapore's central business district.)

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T3

finally i'm gonna post on T3. altho sometimes e process is more impt than e results, ultimately, e end justifies e means. so travelling to T3 tho impt, is not impt as T3 itself.

to those who havent been to T3, here's what u can do.


sleeping there is a standard activity u can partake in at T3. they provide excellent cushioned seats which makes good bed replacements! as u feel e soft fabric on ur skin and ppl arnd u commentin on u sleeping at T3, u cant help but fall into e deep peaceful slumber.. until brandon wakes u up w his cry of "SUMBO!"

filler (also taken in T3)


this is my beautiful bathroom!



check out my matching pipes!

news

boliao expedition

now tt e 'A's r over its time to get down to real serious business. as boliaonjcians we enjoy exploring e unknown and venturing into e realm of e mysterious. tts y explorers rocks more than commanders, traders or pirates. because exploring rocks!

as many would say, e process is more impt than e result. i shall talk abt e more impt stuff of how we travelled to terminal 3 instead of abt terminal 3. boliao enough eh? we travelled by mrt, w hilarious results. look at e smile on weiyi's face as he looks on brandon! while brandon is non-chalant to weiyi's stare. u know y? cos its not e Murder King Stare.


figure 1: here u can c weiyi and brandon in their natural habitat. weiyi w his smile and brandon w his act cool face.

insane gaming pros

awesome video muz watch!

primary school zao ju

1.题目 : 原来
小朋友写 : 原来他是我爸爸。
老师评语 : 妈妈关切一下


2. 题目: ..一边 ...........一边 ............ ..
小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服,一边穿裤子 .
老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~


3. 题目: 其中
小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
老师评语: 你是蜈蚣？ ~~


4.题目 : 一 ...就....
小朋友写: 一只娃娃就要一百块。
老师评语: 老师笑到不行 ..


5.題目 : 你看
小朋友写 : 你看什么看 ! 没看过啊


6. 照样造句
例题: 你(唱歌 ) 我( 跳舞)
小朋友写 : 你( 好吗) ! 我 (很好)
老师评语: 你在写英文翻译吗 ??


7.照样造句
例题: 别人都夸我 ( )，其实我 ( )
小朋友写: 别人都夸我( 很帅 )，其实我 ( 是戴面具的 ) 。
老师评语: 什么面具这么好用 ???


8. 题目: 好 ... 又好 ..
小朋友写: 妈妈的腿 ,好细又好粗 ...
老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗？


9.题目 : 陆陆续续
小朋友写 : 下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回来。
老师评语 : 你到底有几个爸爸呀?


10.题目: 皮开肉绽
小朋友写: 停电的夜晚，到处很黑，我吓得皮开肉绽!
老师评语 : 看到这句... 老师佩服你。


11.题目 : 欣欣向荣- 比喻生长美好的样子。
小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。
老师评语: 孩子，你弟弟是植物人吗...

还有一个更瞎的 …
小朋友写: 欣欣向荣荣告白。
老师评语: 连续剧不要看太多 ~~


12. 题目: 谢谢 ....因为 ......
小朋友写: 我要谢谢妈妈 ,因为她每天都帮我写作业 ......
老师评语: 原来你的作业是妈妈写的!!!!!!!


13. 题目: 难过
小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。
老师评语: 老师更难过 ......


14. 题目: 天才
小朋友写: 我３天才洗一次澡。
老师评语: 要每天洗才干净 ~~


15.題目 : 一 …便…
小朋友写 : 我一走出门，对面就是便利商店。

还有一個更瞎的 …
小朋友写 : 哥哥一吃完饭，就大便。
老师评语 : 造句不要乱造...


16. 題目: 又 .....又 .....
小朋友寫: 我的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。
老师评语: 你妈妈......是怪物吗 ?


17. 果然
上课小朋友说：昨天我吃了水果，然后又喝了凉水
老师：这是词组，不能分开造句。


18. 瓜分
小朋友：大傻瓜分不清是非
老师：小傻瓜也分不清


19. 好吃
小朋友：好吃个屁
老师：………


20. 况且
小朋友：一辆火车经过，况且况且况且况且．．．．．
老师： ……………

battlefield

moving on to our next sequence of videos. we have boliao vids from battlefield 2! e widely acclaimed gaming released several yrs ago has been & still continues to b popular among gamers, including those shown in e above & below vids =P

the oscar goes to...

Ebay? on maple.

Contributed by our boliao TJCian.

funny

Gp lessons...

ok....today in light of the J1s having their promos and J2 having the upcoming As...boliaonjcian is going to teach u all abt the various gp terms...

first up...we have...



PUN!!!!!



Juxtapose!!!!




Irony!!!!

by keeping this in mind...u will nv fail gp agian...if u continue to fail...call this number for more help... 1800-GP-SUCKS

w3

another warcraft 3 updates guys! haha now this is creativity! haha

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