update!

ok la! since nobody update.. lemme keep ya'll entertained in this tough period of agony and pain.. this is what andric will do when gals r looking on.. haha enjoy!

Lip-synching

Above are two videos made by njc's AEP students...

Friz one is to the song "I want it tt way" while the 2nd one is following the once popular gatsby ad

I...can give u gatsby.......gatsby...

Ps...nice camera work n editing

Racist Post

Hey, its countdown to the end of prelims, 32 days left to more mugging for the a levels. To lighten up the mood, ITS TIME FOR RACIST JOKES.
(racist jokes here means jokes in chinese because y****s CANT read)
P.S. please switch to unicode to read the words if u are reading tiny boxes

第一则
小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房，问：“老板，你们有没有一百个小面包啊？”
老板：“啊，真抱歉，没有那么多”
“这样啊。。。”小白兔垂头丧气地走了。
第二天，小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房,“老板，有没有一百个小面包啊？”
老板：“对不起，还是没有啊”
“这样啊。。。”小白兔又垂头丧气地走了。 　　　　
第三天，小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房,“老板，有没有一百个小面包　啊？”
老板高兴的说：“有了，有了，今天我们有一百个小面包了！！”
小白兔掏出钱：“太好了，我买两个！”

第二则
有一只小白兔快乐地奔跑在森林中,
在路上牠碰到一只正在卷大麻的长颈鹿,
小白兔对长颈鹿说: "长颈鹿长颈鹿,你为什么要做伤害自己的事呢?
看看这片森林多么美好,让我们一起在大自然中奔跑吧!"
长颈鹿看看大麻烟,看看小白兔,于是把大麻烟向身后一扔,
跟着小白兔在森林中奔跑.

后来牠们遇到一只正在准备吸古柯碱的大象,
小白兔对大象说: "大象大象,你为什么要做伤害自己的事呢?
看看这片森林多么美好,让我们一起在大自然中奔跑吧!"
大象看看古柯碱,看看小白兔,于是把古柯碱向身后一扔,
跟着小白兔和长颈鹿在森林中奔跑.

后来牠们遇到一只正在准备打海洛因的狮子,
小白兔对狮子说: "狮子狮子,你为什么要做伤害自己的事呢?
看看这片森林多么美好,让我们一起在大自然中奔跑吧!"
狮子看看针筒,看看小白兔,于是把针筒向身后一扔,
冲过去把小白兔狠揍了一顿.
大象和长颈鹿吓得直发抖:"你为什么要打小白兔呢?
牠这么好心,关心我们的健康又叫我们接近大自然."
狮子生气地说:"这个混蛋兔子,每次嗑了摇头丸就拉着我
像白痴一样在森林里乱跑."

第三则
一天一只小白兔来到一家商店问老板：“老板，有胡萝卜吗？”
老板摇摇头：“没有。”
小白兔听完就“嗖”的跑了。
第二天小白兔又来到这家商店问：“老板，有胡萝卜吗？”
老板生气的摇摇头：“没有。”
小白兔听完就“嗖”的跑了。
第三天小白兔又来到这家商店问：“老板，有胡萝卜吗？”
老板愤怒的大喊：“没有没有！再问我就用钳子把你的牙齿拔掉！”
小白兔听完就“嗖”的跑了。
第四天小白兔又来到这家商店，怯生生的问：“老板，有钳子吗？”
老板说：“没有。”
小白兔于是问：“有胡萝卜吗？”

不知道过了多少天，一只小黑兔来到这家商店问老板：“老板，有胡萝卜吗？”
老板生气的摇摇头：“没有。”
小黑兔听完就“嗖”的跑了。
第二天小黑兔又来到这家商店问：“老板，有胡萝卜吗？”
老板非常生气：“没有没有！再问我就用钳子把你的牙齿拔掉！”
小黑兔听完就“嗖”的跑了。
第三天小黑兔又来到这家商店，怯生生的问：“老板，有钳子吗？”
老板生气的说：“没有。”
小黑兔于是问：“有胡萝卜吗？”
老板愤怒了，捉住小黑兔，拿出一把小锤子，把小黑兔的牙齿敲掉了。
第四天小黑兔又来到这家商店，含糊不清的问：“老板，有胡萝卜汁吗？”

Enjoy mugging!

Bus sign

This is signboard displayed in a bus in Israel...

talk abt facing up to reality

Happy National Day.. Part 2!

As patriotic citizens of Singapore, boliaonjcians would like to express our birthday wishes to Singapore.. Again!

So Count On Boliaonjcians, Singapore..



And to show how much we love Singapore..

And also how boliao and creative we are..

So... enjoy and have a nice day=)

Happy Birthday

It's not a birthday cake...but wth..it's a funny n boliao cake. So...free cake to anyone who dl this pic...sorry no drinks...ownself go get dihydrogen monoxide

p.s...to zw: so old liao still believe in free gifts...grow up la

Happy Birthday to us!!!!

YES!!!!! It's our birthday today!!!!!!

Happy birthday to us...happy birthday to us...happy birthday to boliaonjcians...happy birthday to us!!!!!!!!!

We are 1 yr-old!!!

U may be wondering why there has been a slowdown of posts here...while other den a small thing call studies..we boliaonjcians have been busy

ready?....here we go...

Sometime in July during enrichment week...we went ice-skating. Becuz the fuji ice-skating rink say they ice too big ar...need our help to cut up the ice. So,being the helpful ppl we are,of cuz we go n help lo. somemore can laugh at w**** ( weiyi is not named as he is a minor) when he fall down. lol...

in case u are wondering...the photos, layout n editing is not done by us. So nice cannot be we do de. they are done by our super #1 fan hu stalk us all the way to the ice-skating rink to take our photos. We are not going to tell u our #1 fan is leona goh...so dun ask.

Den on the 15/7

Cuz the ice-skating was veri cold...so we decided to go somewhere warm. But Singapore veri hard to find a place where it is hot n humid all year round so we decided to go overseas. TT's RIGHT!!! oversea... so we went to sentosa.

Sentosa unlike singapore is hot n humid surrounded by the sea....hot n hot and did we mention hot?!!!

Arriving at sentosa...we quickly went to take photo wif the most famous momument in Sentosa... as it was world famous,we had to wait our turn among the tourists... but finally it was our turn and we took photo wif the famous...

SENTOSA DUSTBIN!!!!

Same dustbin..same ppl

After the impressive view of the DUSTBIN!!!!...we felt unusually boliao. So we took some boliao photos...

Ever wondered wat happens when poster boys come alive and grow up?

impersonation at its best

Comm Service Day 18/7

Out of our love for children, community and society and due to the fact tt it was compulsory and we had to satisfies our paedophile urges...we play host to kids from some kindergarten

We believe it's never to early to start nuturing a new generation of Boliao ppl...they will become the pillars of the boliao community in the future....

CO Concert 27/7

One fine day, we felt the calling of the arts so we decided to go partake in the enjoyment of Chinese music...act the fact was we got free tickets...but the former sounds better dun u think...

anw...as wif our usual practise...we took some photos of famous landmarks

The Street Sign!!!!! Slightly less famous den the dustbin same sign same ppl deja vu

HAHAHAHAHA (gasps~) hahahahaha

finally we end of wif some photos taken at VCH...we spent more time taking photos den listening to the concert...lolz

END OF POST

NS

a follow up on our post on NS! haha this 1 is a song on NS.. dunno if done by NS men la but its funny! tts most impt! haha enjoy!

harry potter spoiler

what i've been doin to ppl.. only in e more exaggerated &elegant & effective manner.. haha i love this video!

Happy National Day

Boliaonjcians wish Singapore a happy 42nd birthday!!!!!

Above is a parody of the national parade done a a few NS man...for those wif a good memory..u will rmb this as the video that got those Ns man into serious serious trouble.

Enjoy....Boliaonjcians...bringing u happiness based on other's misfortune

leavers

not only dota got leavers! here a movie for pokemon fans! its a real battle of a single magikarp owning a full 6 pokemons from another player! & they're not lousy pokemons! magikarp owns! dun look down on it again!