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T3

finally i'm gonna post on T3. altho sometimes e process is more impt than e results, ultimately, e end justifies e means. so travelling to T3 tho impt, is not impt as T3 itself.

to those who havent been to T3, here's what u can do.


sleeping there is a standard activity u can partake in at T3. they provide excellent cushioned seats which makes good bed replacements! as u feel e soft fabric on ur skin and ppl arnd u commentin on u sleeping at T3, u cant help but fall into e deep peaceful slumber.. until brandon wakes u up w his cry of "SUMBO!"

filler (also taken in T3)


this is my beautiful bathroom!



check out my matching pipes!

news

boliao expedition

now tt e 'A's r over its time to get down to real serious business. as boliaonjcians we enjoy exploring e unknown and venturing into e realm of e mysterious. tts y explorers rocks more than commanders, traders or pirates. because exploring rocks!

as many would say, e process is more impt than e result. i shall talk abt e more impt stuff of how we travelled to terminal 3 instead of abt terminal 3. boliao enough eh? we travelled by mrt, w hilarious results. look at e smile on weiyi's face as he looks on brandon! while brandon is non-chalant to weiyi's stare. u know y? cos its not e Murder King Stare.


figure 1: here u can c weiyi and brandon in their natural habitat. weiyi w his smile and brandon w his act cool face.

insane gaming pros

awesome video muz watch!

primary school zao ju

1.题目 : 原来
小朋友写 : 原来他是我爸爸。
老师评语 : 妈妈关切一下


2. 题目: ..一边 ...........一边 ............ ..
小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服,一边穿裤子 .
老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~


3. 题目: 其中
小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
老师评语: 你是蜈蚣？ ~~


4.题目 : 一 ...就....
小朋友写: 一只娃娃就要一百块。
老师评语: 老师笑到不行 ..


5.題目 : 你看
小朋友写 : 你看什么看 ! 没看过啊


6. 照样造句
例题: 你(唱歌 ) 我( 跳舞)
小朋友写 : 你( 好吗) ! 我 (很好)
老师评语: 你在写英文翻译吗 ??


7.照样造句
例题: 别人都夸我 ( )，其实我 ( )
小朋友写: 别人都夸我( 很帅 )，其实我 ( 是戴面具的 ) 。
老师评语: 什么面具这么好用 ???


8. 题目: 好 ... 又好 ..
小朋友写: 妈妈的腿 ,好细又好粗 ...
老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗？


9.题目 : 陆陆续续
小朋友写 : 下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回来。
老师评语 : 你到底有几个爸爸呀?


10.题目: 皮开肉绽
小朋友写: 停电的夜晚，到处很黑，我吓得皮开肉绽!
老师评语 : 看到这句... 老师佩服你。


11.题目 : 欣欣向荣- 比喻生长美好的样子。
小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。
老师评语: 孩子，你弟弟是植物人吗...

还有一个更瞎的 …
小朋友写: 欣欣向荣荣告白。
老师评语: 连续剧不要看太多 ~~


12. 题目: 谢谢 ....因为 ......
小朋友写: 我要谢谢妈妈 ,因为她每天都帮我写作业 ......
老师评语: 原来你的作业是妈妈写的!!!!!!!


13. 题目: 难过
小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。
老师评语: 老师更难过 ......


14. 题目: 天才
小朋友写: 我３天才洗一次澡。
老师评语: 要每天洗才干净 ~~


15.題目 : 一 …便…
小朋友写 : 我一走出门，对面就是便利商店。

还有一個更瞎的 …
小朋友写 : 哥哥一吃完饭，就大便。
老师评语 : 造句不要乱造...


16. 題目: 又 .....又 .....
小朋友寫: 我的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。
老师评语: 你妈妈......是怪物吗 ?


17. 果然
上课小朋友说：昨天我吃了水果，然后又喝了凉水
老师：这是词组，不能分开造句。


18. 瓜分
小朋友：大傻瓜分不清是非
老师：小傻瓜也分不清


19. 好吃
小朋友：好吃个屁
老师：………


20. 况且
小朋友：一辆火车经过，况且况且况且况且．．．．．
老师： ……………

battlefield

moving on to our next sequence of videos. we have boliao vids from battlefield 2! e widely acclaimed gaming released several yrs ago has been & still continues to b popular among gamers, including those shown in e above & below vids =P

the oscar goes to...

Ebay? on maple.

Contributed by our boliao TJCian.

funny

Gp lessons...

ok....today in light of the J1s having their promos and J2 having the upcoming As...boliaonjcian is going to teach u all abt the various gp terms...

first up...we have...



PUN!!!!!



Juxtapose!!!!




Irony!!!!

by keeping this in mind...u will nv fail gp agian...if u continue to fail...call this number for more help... 1800-GP-SUCKS

w3

another warcraft 3 updates guys! haha now this is creativity! haha

Learn a new language

Pay attention. Explicit Content.

Owe me money

Jay fans, dun owe him money.

power of e horde!

in view of e recent sustained craze over warcraft.. e boliao squad has decided to post this video on e EXCELLENT use of e warcraft machine! enjoy e song!

In the end

In the end, brought to u by our boliaoTJCian.

bonus update

Funny Moments In Soccer - Watch more free videos

funny montage of stupids moments in soccer....

destress after so much mugging la

Bimbo....

lol...u will cringe n laugh at the same time when u watch this video of a miss usa contestant attempting to give a coherent answer....

guess wat they say abt blondes is true....lol

p.s posts will begin to dry up due to the hot weather and prelims...the next update will most probably be after 20/9...

update!

ok la! since nobody update.. lemme keep ya'll entertained in this tough period of agony and pain.. this is what andric will do when gals r looking on.. haha enjoy!

Lip-synching

Above are two videos made by njc's AEP students...

Friz one is to the song "I want it tt way" while the 2nd one is following the once popular gatsby ad

I...can give u gatsby.......gatsby...

Ps...nice camera work n editing

Racist Post

Hey, its countdown to the end of prelims, 32 days left to more mugging for the a levels. To lighten up the mood, ITS TIME FOR RACIST JOKES.
(racist jokes here means jokes in chinese because y****s CANT read)
P.S. please switch to unicode to read the words if u are reading tiny boxes

第一则
小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房，问：“老板，你们有没有一百个小面包啊？”
老板：“啊，真抱歉，没有那么多”
“这样啊。。。”小白兔垂头丧气地走了。
第二天，小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房,“老板，有没有一百个小面包啊？”
老板：“对不起，还是没有啊”
“这样啊。。。”小白兔又垂头丧气地走了。 　　　　
第三天，小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房,“老板，有没有一百个小面包　啊？”
老板高兴的说：“有了，有了，今天我们有一百个小面包了！！”
小白兔掏出钱：“太好了，我买两个！”

第二则
有一只小白兔快乐地奔跑在森林中,
在路上牠碰到一只正在卷大麻的长颈鹿,
小白兔对长颈鹿说: "长颈鹿长颈鹿,你为什么要做伤害自己的事呢?
看看这片森林多么美好,让我们一起在大自然中奔跑吧!"
长颈鹿看看大麻烟,看看小白兔,于是把大麻烟向身后一扔,
跟着小白兔在森林中奔跑.

后来牠们遇到一只正在准备吸古柯碱的大象,
小白兔对大象说: "大象大象,你为什么要做伤害自己的事呢?
看看这片森林多么美好,让我们一起在大自然中奔跑吧!"
大象看看古柯碱,看看小白兔,于是把古柯碱向身后一扔,
跟着小白兔和长颈鹿在森林中奔跑.

后来牠们遇到一只正在准备打海洛因的狮子,
小白兔对狮子说: "狮子狮子,你为什么要做伤害自己的事呢?
看看这片森林多么美好,让我们一起在大自然中奔跑吧!"
狮子看看针筒,看看小白兔,于是把针筒向身后一扔,
冲过去把小白兔狠揍了一顿.
大象和长颈鹿吓得直发抖:"你为什么要打小白兔呢?
牠这么好心,关心我们的健康又叫我们接近大自然."
狮子生气地说:"这个混蛋兔子,每次嗑了摇头丸就拉着我
像白痴一样在森林里乱跑."

第三则
一天一只小白兔来到一家商店问老板：“老板，有胡萝卜吗？”
老板摇摇头：“没有。”
小白兔听完就“嗖”的跑了。
第二天小白兔又来到这家商店问：“老板，有胡萝卜吗？”
老板生气的摇摇头：“没有。”
小白兔听完就“嗖”的跑了。
第三天小白兔又来到这家商店问：“老板，有胡萝卜吗？”
老板愤怒的大喊：“没有没有！再问我就用钳子把你的牙齿拔掉！”
小白兔听完就“嗖”的跑了。
第四天小白兔又来到这家商店，怯生生的问：“老板，有钳子吗？”
老板说：“没有。”
小白兔于是问：“有胡萝卜吗？”

不知道过了多少天，一只小黑兔来到这家商店问老板：“老板，有胡萝卜吗？”
老板生气的摇摇头：“没有。”
小黑兔听完就“嗖”的跑了。
第二天小黑兔又来到这家商店问：“老板，有胡萝卜吗？”
老板非常生气：“没有没有！再问我就用钳子把你的牙齿拔掉！”
小黑兔听完就“嗖”的跑了。
第三天小黑兔又来到这家商店，怯生生的问：“老板，有钳子吗？”
老板生气的说：“没有。”
小黑兔于是问：“有胡萝卜吗？”
老板愤怒了，捉住小黑兔，拿出一把小锤子，把小黑兔的牙齿敲掉了。
第四天小黑兔又来到这家商店，含糊不清的问：“老板，有胡萝卜汁吗？”

Enjoy mugging!

Bus sign

This is signboard displayed in a bus in Israel...

talk abt facing up to reality

Happy National Day.. Part 2!

As patriotic citizens of Singapore, boliaonjcians would like to express our birthday wishes to Singapore.. Again!

So Count On Boliaonjcians, Singapore..



And to show how much we love Singapore..

And also how boliao and creative we are..

So... enjoy and have a nice day=)

Happy Birthday

It's not a birthday cake...but wth..it's a funny n boliao cake. So...free cake to anyone who dl this pic...sorry no drinks...ownself go get dihydrogen monoxide

p.s...to zw: so old liao still believe in free gifts...grow up la

Happy Birthday to us!!!!

YES!!!!! It's our birthday today!!!!!!

Happy birthday to us...happy birthday to us...happy birthday to boliaonjcians...happy birthday to us!!!!!!!!!

We are 1 yr-old!!!

U may be wondering why there has been a slowdown of posts here...while other den a small thing call studies..we boliaonjcians have been busy

ready?....here we go...

Sometime in July during enrichment week...we went ice-skating. Becuz the fuji ice-skating rink say they ice too big ar...need our help to cut up the ice. So,being the helpful ppl we are,of cuz we go n help lo. somemore can laugh at w**** ( weiyi is not named as he is a minor) when he fall down. lol...

in case u are wondering...the photos, layout n editing is not done by us. So nice cannot be we do de. they are done by our super #1 fan hu stalk us all the way to the ice-skating rink to take our photos. We are not going to tell u our #1 fan is leona goh...so dun ask.

Den on the 15/7

Cuz the ice-skating was veri cold...so we decided to go somewhere warm. But Singapore veri hard to find a place where it is hot n humid all year round so we decided to go overseas. TT's RIGHT!!! oversea... so we went to sentosa.

Sentosa unlike singapore is hot n humid surrounded by the sea....hot n hot and did we mention hot?!!!

Arriving at sentosa...we quickly went to take photo wif the most famous momument in Sentosa... as it was world famous,we had to wait our turn among the tourists... but finally it was our turn and we took photo wif the famous...

SENTOSA DUSTBIN!!!!

Same dustbin..same ppl

After the impressive view of the DUSTBIN!!!!...we felt unusually boliao. So we took some boliao photos...

Ever wondered wat happens when poster boys come alive and grow up?

impersonation at its best

Comm Service Day 18/7

Out of our love for children, community and society and due to the fact tt it was compulsory and we had to satisfies our paedophile urges...we play host to kids from some kindergarten

We believe it's never to early to start nuturing a new generation of Boliao ppl...they will become the pillars of the boliao community in the future....

CO Concert 27/7

One fine day, we felt the calling of the arts so we decided to go partake in the enjoyment of Chinese music...act the fact was we got free tickets...but the former sounds better dun u think...

anw...as wif our usual practise...we took some photos of famous landmarks

The Street Sign!!!!! Slightly less famous den the dustbin same sign same ppl deja vu

HAHAHAHAHA (gasps~) hahahahaha

finally we end of wif some photos taken at VCH...we spent more time taking photos den listening to the concert...lolz

END OF POST

NS

a follow up on our post on NS! haha this 1 is a song on NS.. dunno if done by NS men la but its funny! tts most impt! haha enjoy!

harry potter spoiler

what i've been doin to ppl.. only in e more exaggerated &elegant & effective manner.. haha i love this video!

Happy National Day

Boliaonjcians wish Singapore a happy 42nd birthday!!!!!

Above is a parody of the national parade done a a few NS man...for those wif a good memory..u will rmb this as the video that got those Ns man into serious serious trouble.

Enjoy....Boliaonjcians...bringing u happiness based on other's misfortune

leavers

not only dota got leavers! here a movie for pokemon fans! its a real battle of a single magikarp owning a full 6 pokemons from another player! & they're not lousy pokemons! magikarp owns! dun look down on it again!

no news

ever wondered wat happens on a day wif no new happenings?

pop quiz

why did the nut cry?






cuz water cheated him

thriller

thanks to nicol ngiam for his recommendation of this video. lemme do some explanation 1st.. its a spoof of michael jackson's dance in a movie named thriller. in this clip, e indian lyrics r took to b what they sound like in english.. of cos its not in english la! damn funny...

The boliao maths teacher

Today, 95 days to A levels, we pay tribute to one of the most supportive teacher in our career to further enlighten the mass population of NJC about the boliaoness of everyday life. Yes, we all can guess who he is, none other than the famous maths teacher Mr. XXX(identity hidden to protect the teacher) Yes, we can say that he is the only teacher who ever came to our blog, (or maybe got other teachers but can make urself known la)
We hereby acknowledge him as the boliao maths teacher (pls visit his blog the link is on the left).

archery enrichment

omg...it's jianhao again. Wow!!! we are helping him become really famous. btw, look out for a guest appearance by our veri own alvin!

hossan leong at dick lee's concert

songbo!

after watching this video, we only have 1 response... song bo!

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LIVE EARTH!

Following the efforts of live Earth, Boliaonjcians visit the sungei buloh nature reserve in order to find clues to solve the climate crisis n for a greener Earth, and spread the message among the boliao community..

4th July 2007

The environmental friendly boliao squad show their enthusiasm n passion to find solutions to global warming.. even on the bus..


Entering the reserve.. we saw things that are only seen in geography textbooks..

As we continued on our adventure, we stumbled upon many boliao stuff.. Firstly, the black man.. who has been in e reserve since he was born..

And we decided to further develop our "friendship"..


Next, the rubbish bin.. is the design the answer to Earth's climate crisis??


And we enjoyed a free ride provided by the wooden pole horse.. its non-pollutive!


The only familiar plant!!! and we still dunno what its name is..


Finally we saw some form of civilisation.. after an hour in this ulu place..


Remember the bukit merah story? This is the solution to swordfishes..


One member was pawned by an unknown vehicle in e reserve..


Another is pawned by commando mosquitoes.. trained by the Singapore Air Force (Insect division)


And finally, the boliao squad accomplished our mission and found the solutions to global warming.. Firstly, do not fish for boliao people..


And do not feed boliao people bananas..


And finally, we shld answer to nature's call in nature..


And stay tune to further updates from the boliao squad to help make Earth a more boliao place to live in!!

gaming tips

today's gaming tips revolves arnd GTA san adreas.. when u find things hard to do.. like fellow boliaonjcian weixiang. simple tip.. change into a superman suit in ur nearby clothing store in-game.

pros at work

a local production! haha didn't know RC cars can do this kinda shit.. haha ok this post not boliao.. jus wanted to share sth nice =)

more banned commercials

this time from LEVIS

7/7/07....today is earth day.

so we boliaonjcians have come up wif 7 methods to save the environment :

1) recycle your notes and hwk after getting them
2)walk to school. ..since it's a noble cause we are sure ur CTs wun mind if u are late

3)bug ur teachers to conduct their lessons in the dark to save electricity

4) Reuse toilet paper

5)send bags of "raw materials" to Newater plant to recycle water
6) Reuse ur seniors hwk
7) dun waste electricity reading blogs...EXCEPT for this one

But in all seriousness...let's all do our part in saving the environment. every little bit counts. in the words of live earth " we owe it to our children and our children's children to keep our sky blue,our grass green and our oceans clear"

We only have one earth....let's save it.

. . . - - - . . .

mature content

below are 2 matures ads that are banned in certain countries....make sure u are 18 yrs old and at least this tall to watch them....

the friz one is really funny while the second one needs a little inference skills

yugioh

yugioh was a rather popular cardgame in e past but i bet u none of u can beat me not only because i have "e heart of e cards", but i have this card! e most powerful card in e world...

"When you special summon this card on the field, you can declare war on Iraq. If you do, send helpless untrained troops to your opponent's side of the field to seek out imaginary nuclear weapons."

how to win a nobel prize

many inventors of explosives of all sorts have won e prestige of earning themselves a nobel prize.. how can u do it? boliaonjcian teaches u. if u can make an explosion like this... u'll surely win...

Muppets njc style

Extreme retardness brought to u by some njcians....muppets style

De-stress

Double video special....

1st one is from robot chicken( a damn funny show ...go youtube it) explaining why mythical creatures dun exist anymore....

2nd one is about how superheroes are in real life....not so much different from u n me...except for the super power parts...

harry potter!

ah.. w all e harry potter series coming up on tv, boliaonjcians jus have to chap in on this.. harry potter is gay! dun believe watch this video..

a boliao SAJCian special

some video of a sajc student. Apparently he goes around challenging people to "fights". In this vid he and some j1 are fighting wif satay sticks...

Reader's contribution

http://raffles.willbedefeated.com/

check it out....it's quite funny. like some kind of motivational speech b4 a war like tt. dunno hu did t but i'm guessing it's not someone from the raffles family.

Special thanks goes to haikal for contributing this post...

farts of e matrix

welcome to e matrix ppl.. haha

world's fastest hands

trust me...u do not wan to be standing next to him. watch until the end for the climax...

The elements song

this post is dedicated to those hu are mugging hard for the common tests. u may think it's hard to study for chem....fret not for boliaonjcian is here to help. By memorising this song...u will nv ever need to refer to the periodic table again. this will save u about 5 secs in the exam. 5 precious seconds....

cats

thinking of what u can do w cats? let boliao njcians give u several tips to have fun w cats &keep every1 entertained for hours! haha 1stly u can do some simple dressing up for ur cat!
cartoon characters can b rather amusing to start w us we present to u this example of a cat being dressed as the juggernaught! this is e evil villian in the X-men.

need sth more thrilling to spice up ur boring lives? try this simple science experiment! since toast always lands butter side down according to murphey's law & cats always land on their feet... y not try attaching a toast to a cat! u get antigravity! haha try it out! click on e picture to c some fascinating animation!

this msg is brought to u by boliao njcians..