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De-motivational Poster 2

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De-motivational Posters Part 1

Due to time constraints, boliaonjcians will be bringing a series of de-motivational posters, guaranteed to bring new insights and laughters.
(Do note that the posters are not property of boliaonjcians)

Intro to ranks

Still on the topic of the army(ever since the boliaonjcians enlisted there really isn't much else to talk about), i believe many civilians out there do not understand the ranks of army personnels and it is really very confusing. Hence, boliaonjcians is kind enough to provide a short introduction to ranks in the army:
Warrant Officers, Specialists, and Enlistees

* REC - Really Enduring Camp in Tekong

* PTE - Physically Trained Expert after Tekong

* LCP - Lowest Confident Personnel in camp due to inexperience, also known as "Lan Chao Bing"

* CPL - Cannot Play Liao because you are a senior NSF, also known as "Kao Beh Lang" as they always complain alot

* SGT - Saying Goodbye Thank you, because you are at the end of your service

* SSG - Showing Social Grace by asking people to call you staff instead of sergeant

* MSG - Must Say Good no matter what your commanders so that you get your 1st epaulette on your shoulder faster

* MWO - Must Watch Out for n00bs making mistakes and make them sign extra

* SWO - Still Waiting Orders because you are somehow still lower ranked than commissioned officers even if you have loads more experience than them
Officers

* LTA - Listening To Advice because your officer-commanding told you to do so and you cannot disobey. LTA normally graudates to work in the Land Transport Authority and listen to the advices by traffic police.

* CPT - Call Please Thanks, too busy with work, no time to reply

* MAJ - Must Always Joke so that people in SAFTI MI will recognise your "Leadership" and send you to command

* LTC - Later Then Confirm because you have too many meetings to attend

* COL - Content Over Leadership since you have already commanded so many people

* BG - Better (be) Gone, so that someone can replace you...

* MG - Media Glamour, especially if you are Chief of Army, pictures always taken for mass media purposes

* LG - Life's good, nowhere higher to go, nothing to do also. (Too bad Singapore do not have a 4 star general!!) LG generals also organise an annual party cum chalet at the government owned Aloha Resort where a lucky draw will be held and the winner will walk away with a 42 inch Plasma LG TV.

So, we boliaonjcian hope all you civilians out there will have a better idea of life in the army and our ranks after this short intro. And to end it off, a 'motivational' poster

ORD Bridge

Its has been more than a year since there is any posts on boliaonjcians. Our members has spent their time serving their nation with honour, with NJC motto in mind. A year has past and our boliaonjcians are carving a successful path while defending our nation. Murder king has become Murder Sir and other boliaonjcians are leading their slack lives. However, one thing has always been engraved in our minds in the past year and the year to come, and the thing is
ORD is one word that unites all boliaonjcians in their quest to defend their nation. The word has never leave us for a second and it is the only aim that has accompanied us the past one year, giving us the motivation to carry on and the reason to continue living. Hence, when the boliaonjcians were strolling along the Singapore River during one night, it was to our pleasant surprise that we have finally stumbled upon the treasure that will save all our lives, cut all the miseries and it is the
YES! and it the bridge that shall bring us salvation, free us from the shackles of hopelessness. To all of you out there, we shall reveal the secret location of the ORD bridge, so all of us can ORD together!!!!














(ORD Bridge is a pedestrian bridge in Singapore. It spans the Singapore River at Clarke Quay, located in the Singapore River Planning Area within the Singapore's central business district.)

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T3

finally i'm gonna post on T3. altho sometimes e process is more impt than e results, ultimately, e end justifies e means. so travelling to T3 tho impt, is not impt as T3 itself.

to those who havent been to T3, here's what u can do.


sleeping there is a standard activity u can partake in at T3. they provide excellent cushioned seats which makes good bed replacements! as u feel e soft fabric on ur skin and ppl arnd u commentin on u sleeping at T3, u cant help but fall into e deep peaceful slumber.. until brandon wakes u up w his cry of "SUMBO!"

filler (also taken in T3)


this is my beautiful bathroom!



check out my matching pipes!