Are U BoLiao Enough?

Boliao Penguins

2010-02-13T22:20:00.002+08:00

Where penguins become dangerous, under the hands of boliaonjcians

De-motivational Poster 2

2009-03-19T19:46:00.002+08:00

Today we have some posters related to animals.

De-motivational Posters Part 1

2009-03-17T10:31:00.006+08:00

Due to time constraints, boliaonjcians will be bringing a series of de-motivational posters, guaranteed to bring new insights and laughters.
(Do note that the posters are not property of boliaonjcians)

Intro to ranks

2009-02-01T09:51:00.003+08:00

Still on the topic of the army(ever since the boliaonjcians enlisted there really isn't much else to talk about), i believe many civilians out there do not understand the ranks of army personnels and it is really very confusing. Hence, boliaonjcians is kind enough to provide a short introduction to ranks in the army:
Warrant Officers, Specialists, and Enlistees

* REC - Really Enduring Camp in Tekong

* PTE - Physically Trained Expert after Tekong

* LCP - Lowest Confident Personnel in camp due to inexperience, also known as "Lan Chao Bing"

* CPL - Cannot Play Liao because you are a senior NSF, also known as "Kao Beh Lang" as they always complain alot

* SGT - Saying Goodbye Thank you, because you are at the end of your service

* SSG - Showing Social Grace by asking people to call you staff instead of sergeant

* MSG - Must Say Good no matter what your commanders so that you get your 1st epaulette on your shoulder faster

* MWO - Must Watch Out for n00bs making mistakes and make them sign extra

* SWO - Still Waiting Orders because you are somehow still lower ranked than commissioned officers even if you have loads more experience than them
Officers

* LTA - Listening To Advice because your officer-commanding told you to do so and you cannot disobey. LTA normally graudates to work in the Land Transport Authority and listen to the advices by traffic police.

* CPT - Call Please Thanks, too busy with work, no time to reply

* MAJ - Must Always Joke so that people in SAFTI MI will recognise your "Leadership" and send you to command

* LTC - Later Then Confirm because you have too many meetings to attend

* COL - Content Over Leadership since you have already commanded so many people

* BG - Better (be) Gone, so that someone can replace you...

* MG - Media Glamour, especially if you are Chief of Army, pictures always taken for mass media purposes

* LG - Life's good, nowhere higher to go, nothing to do also. (Too bad Singapore do not have a 4 star general!!) LG generals also organise an annual party cum chalet at the government owned Aloha Resort where a lucky draw will be held and the winner will walk away with a 42 inch Plasma LG TV.

So, we boliaonjcian hope all you civilians out there will have a better idea of life in the army and our ranks after this short intro. And to end it off, a 'motivational' poster

ORD Bridge

2009-01-10T10:14:00.005+08:00

Its has been more than a year since there is any posts on boliaonjcians. Our members has spent their time serving their nation with honour, with NJC motto in mind. A year has past and our boliaonjcians are carving a successful path while defending our nation. Murder king has become Murder Sir and other boliaonjcians are leading their slack lives. However, one thing has always been engraved in our minds in the past year and the year to come, and the thing is
ORD is one word that unites all boliaonjcians in their quest to defend their nation. The word has never leave us for a second and it is the only aim that has accompanied us the past one year, giving us the motivation to carry on and the reason to continue living. Hence, when the boliaonjcians were strolling along the Singapore River during one night, it was to our pleasant surprise that we have finally stumbled upon the treasure that will save all our lives, cut all the miseries and it is the
YES! and it the bridge that shall bring us salvation, free us from the shackles of hopelessness. To all of you out there, we shall reveal the secret location of the ORD bridge, so all of us can ORD together!!!!

(ORD Bridge is a pedestrian bridge in Singapore. It spans the Singapore River at Clarke Quay, located in the Singapore River Planning Area within the Singapore's central business district.)

awesome!

2007-12-15T21:08:00.001+08:00

Mouse And Cheese - Amazing videos are here

y candy is fattening

2007-12-15T20:30:00.001+08:00

Energy Of Candy Gummi Bears Vs. M&M's Experiment - Click here for more blooper videos

T3

2007-12-05T00:14:00.000+08:00

finally i'm gonna post on T3. altho sometimes e process is more impt than e results, ultimately, e end justifies e means. so travelling to T3 tho impt, is not impt as T3 itself.

to those who havent been to T3, here's what u can do.

sleeping there is a standard activity u can partake in at T3. they provide excellent cushioned seats which makes good bed replacements! as u feel e soft fabric on ur skin and ppl arnd u commentin on u sleeping at T3, u cant help but fall into e deep peaceful slumber.. until brandon wakes u up w his cry of "SUMBO!"

filler (also taken in T3)

this is my beautiful bathroom!

check out my matching pipes!

news

2007-12-02T02:11:00.000+08:00

boliao expedition

2007-11-29T16:04:00.000+08:00

now tt e 'A's r over its time to get down to real serious business. as boliaonjcians we enjoy exploring e unknown and venturing into e realm of e mysterious. tts y explorers rocks more than commanders, traders or pirates. because exploring rocks!

as many would say, e process is more impt than e result. i shall talk abt e more impt stuff of how we travelled to terminal 3 instead of abt terminal 3. boliao enough eh? we travelled by mrt, w hilarious results. look at e smile on weiyi's face as he looks on brandon! while brandon is non-chalant to weiyi's stare. u know y? cos its not e Murder King Stare.

figure 1: here u can c weiyi and brandon in their natural habitat. weiyi w his smile and brandon w his act cool face.

insane gaming pros

2007-11-11T18:24:00.001+08:00

awesome video muz watch!

2007-11-11T17:57:00.000+08:00

primary school zao ju

2007-10-16T21:16:00.000+08:00

1.题目 : 原来
小朋友写 : 原来他是我爸爸。
老师评语 : 妈妈关切一下

2. 题目: ..一边 ...........一边 ............ ..
小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服,一边穿裤子 .
老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~

3. 题目: 其中
小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
老师评语: 你是蜈蚣？ ~~

4.题目 : 一 ...就....
小朋友写: 一只娃娃就要一百块。
老师评语: 老师笑到不行 ..

5.題目 : 你看
小朋友写 : 你看什么看 ! 没看过啊

6. 照样造句
例题: 你(唱歌 ) 我( 跳舞)
小朋友写 : 你( 好吗) ! 我 (很好)
老师评语: 你在写英文翻译吗 ??

7.照样造句
例题: 别人都夸我 ( )，其实我 ( )
小朋友写: 别人都夸我( 很帅 )，其实我 ( 是戴面具的 ) 。
老师评语: 什么面具这么好用 ???

8. 题目: 好 ... 又好 ..
小朋友写: 妈妈的腿 ,好细又好粗 ...
老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗？

9.题目 : 陆陆续续
小朋友写 : 下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回来。
老师评语 : 你到底有几个爸爸呀?

10.题目: 皮开肉绽
小朋友写: 停电的夜晚，到处很黑，我吓得皮开肉绽!
老师评语 : 看到这句... 老师佩服你。

11.题目 : 欣欣向荣- 比喻生长美好的样子。
小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。
老师评语: 孩子，你弟弟是植物人吗...

还有一个更瞎的 …
小朋友写: 欣欣向荣荣告白。
老师评语: 连续剧不要看太多 ~~

12. 题目: 谢谢 ....因为 ......
小朋友写: 我要谢谢妈妈 ,因为她每天都帮我写作业 ......
老师评语: 原来你的作业是妈妈写的!!!!!!!

13. 题目: 难过
小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。
老师评语: 老师更难过 ......

14. 题目: 天才
小朋友写: 我３天才洗一次澡。
老师评语: 要每天洗才干净 ~~

15.題目 : 一 …便…
小朋友写 : 我一走出门，对面就是便利商店。

还有一個更瞎的 …
小朋友写 : 哥哥一吃完饭，就大便。
老师评语 : 造句不要乱造...

16. 題目: 又 .....又 .....
小朋友寫: 我的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。
老师评语: 你妈妈......是怪物吗 ?

17. 果然
上课小朋友说：昨天我吃了水果，然后又喝了凉水
老师：这是词组，不能分开造句。

18. 瓜分
小朋友：大傻瓜分不清是非
老师：小傻瓜也分不清

19. 好吃
小朋友：好吃个屁
老师：………

20. 况且
小朋友：一辆火车经过，况且况且况且况且．．．．．
老师： ……………

battlefield

2007-10-13T19:51:00.000+08:00

moving on to our next sequence of videos. we have boliao vids from battlefield 2! e widely acclaimed gaming released several yrs ago has been & still continues to b popular among gamers, including those shown in e above & below vids =P

the oscar goes to...

2007-10-06T12:22:00.001+08:00

Ebay? on maple.

2007-10-04T16:58:00.000+08:00

Contributed by our boliao TJCian.

funny

2007-09-30T14:21:00.002+08:00

Gp lessons...

2007-09-24T23:55:00.000+08:00

ok....today in light of the J1s having their promos and J2 having the upcoming As...boliaonjcian is going to teach u all abt the various gp terms...

first up...we have...

PUN!!!!!

Juxtapose!!!!

Irony!!!!

by keeping this in mind...u will nv fail gp agian...if u continue to fail...call this number for more help... 1800-GP-SUCKS

w3

2007-09-24T01:27:00.000+08:00

another warcraft 3 updates guys! haha now this is creativity! haha

Learn a new language

2007-09-22T10:05:00.000+08:00

Pay attention. Explicit Content.

Owe me money

2007-09-22T10:04:00.000+08:00

Jay fans, dun owe him money.

power of e horde!

2007-09-15T09:30:00.000+08:00

in view of e recent sustained craze over warcraft.. e boliao squad has decided to post this video on e EXCELLENT use of e warcraft machine! enjoy e song!

In the end

2007-09-09T17:32:00.000+08:00

In the end, brought to u by our boliaoTJCian.

bonus update

2007-09-08T14:09:00.000+08:00

Funny Moments In Soccer - Watch more free videos

funny montage of stupids moments in soccer....

destress after so much mugging la

Bimbo....

2007-09-01T14:44:00.000+08:00

lol...u will cringe n laugh at the same time when u watch this video of a miss usa contestant attempting to give a coherent answer....

guess wat they say abt blondes is true....lol

p.s posts will begin to dry up due to the hot weather and prelims...the next update will most probably be after 20/9...

update!

2007-08-28T14:58:00.000+08:00

ok la! since nobody update.. lemme keep ya'll entertained in this tough period of agony and pain.. this is what andric will do when gals r looking on.. haha enjoy!

Lip-synching

2007-08-23T20:00:00.000+08:00

Above are two videos made by njc's AEP students...

Friz one is to the song "I want it tt way" while the 2nd one is following the once popular gatsby ad

I...can give u gatsby.......gatsby...

Ps...nice camera work n editing

Racist Post

2007-08-19T09:35:00.000+08:00

Hey, its countdown to the end of prelims, 32 days left to more mugging for the a levels. To lighten up the mood, ITS TIME FOR RACIST JOKES.
(racist jokes here means jokes in chinese because y****s CANT read)
P.S. please switch to unicode to read the words if u are reading tiny boxes

第一则
小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房，问：“老板，你们有没有一百个小面包啊？”
老板：“啊，真抱歉，没有那么多”
“这样啊。。。”小白兔垂头丧气地走了。
第二天，小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房,“老板，有没有一百个小面包啊？”
老板：“对不起，还是没有啊”
“这样啊。。。”小白兔又垂头丧气地走了。　　　　
第三天，小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房,“老板，有没有一百个小面包　啊？”
老板高兴的说：“有了，有了，今天我们有一百个小面包了！！”
小白兔掏出钱：“太好了，我买两个！”

第二则
有一只小白兔快乐地奔跑在森林中,
在路上牠碰到一只正在卷大麻的长颈鹿,
小白兔对长颈鹿说: "长颈鹿长颈鹿,你为什么要做伤害自己的事呢?
看看这片森林多么美好,让我们一起在大自然中奔跑吧!"
长颈鹿看看大麻烟,看看小白兔,于是把大麻烟向身后一扔,
跟着小白兔在森林中奔跑.

后来牠们遇到一只正在准备吸古柯碱的大象,
小白兔对大象说: "大象大象,你为什么要做伤害自己的事呢?
看看这片森林多么美好,让我们一起在大自然中奔跑吧!"
大象看看古柯碱,看看小白兔,于是把古柯碱向身后一扔,
跟着小白兔和长颈鹿在森林中奔跑.

后来牠们遇到一只正在准备打海洛因的狮子,
小白兔对狮子说: "狮子狮子,你为什么要做伤害自己的事呢?
看看这片森林多么美好,让我们一起在大自然中奔跑吧!"
狮子看看针筒,看看小白兔,于是把针筒向身后一扔,
冲过去把小白兔狠揍了一顿.
大象和长颈鹿吓得直发抖:"你为什么要打小白兔呢?
牠这么好心,关心我们的健康又叫我们接近大自然."
狮子生气地说:"这个混蛋兔子,每次嗑了摇头丸就拉着我
像白痴一样在森林里乱跑."

第三则
一天一只小白兔来到一家商店问老板：“老板，有胡萝卜吗？”
老板摇摇头：“没有。”
小白兔听完就“嗖”的跑了。
第二天小白兔又来到这家商店问：“老板，有胡萝卜吗？”
老板生气的摇摇头：“没有。”
小白兔听完就“嗖”的跑了。
第三天小白兔又来到这家商店问：“老板，有胡萝卜吗？”
老板愤怒的大喊：“没有没有！再问我就用钳子把你的牙齿拔掉！”
小白兔听完就“嗖”的跑了。
第四天小白兔又来到这家商店，怯生生的问：“老板，有钳子吗？”
老板说：“没有。”
小白兔于是问：“有胡萝卜吗？”

不知道过了多少天，一只小黑兔来到这家商店问老板：“老板，有胡萝卜吗？”
老板生气的摇摇头：“没有。”
小黑兔听完就“嗖”的跑了。
第二天小黑兔又来到这家商店问：“老板，有胡萝卜吗？”
老板非常生气：“没有没有！再问我就用钳子把你的牙齿拔掉！”
小黑兔听完就“嗖”的跑了。
第三天小黑兔又来到这家商店，怯生生的问：“老板，有钳子吗？”
老板生气的说：“没有。”
小黑兔于是问：“有胡萝卜吗？”
老板愤怒了，捉住小黑兔，拿出一把小锤子，把小黑兔的牙齿敲掉了。
第四天小黑兔又来到这家商店，含糊不清的问：“老板，有胡萝卜汁吗？”

Enjoy mugging!

Bus sign

2007-08-17T19:52:00.000+08:00

This is signboard displayed in a bus in Israel...

talk abt facing up to reality

Happy National Day.. Part 2!

2007-08-16T19:15:00.000+08:00

As patriotic citizens of Singapore, boliaonjcians would like to express our birthday wishes to Singapore.. Again!

So Count On Boliaonjcians, Singapore..

And to show how much we love Singapore..

And also how boliao and creative we are..

So... enjoy and have a nice day=)

Happy Birthday

2007-08-13T21:41:00.001+08:00

It's not a birthday cake...but wth..it's a funny n boliao cake. So...free cake to anyone who dl this pic...sorry no drinks...ownself go get dihydrogen monoxide

p.s...to zw: so old liao still believe in free gifts...grow up la

Happy Birthday to us!!!!

2007-08-13T20:11:00.000+08:00

YES!!!!! It's our birthday today!!!!!!

Happy birthday to us...happy birthday to us...happy birthday to boliaonjcians...happy birthday to us!!!!!!!!!

We are 1 yr-old!!!

U may be wondering why there has been a slowdown of posts here...while other den a small thing call studies..we boliaonjcians have been busy

ready?....here we go...

Sometime in July during enrichment week...we went ice-skating. Becuz the fuji ice-skating rink say they ice too big ar...need our help to cut up the ice. So,being the helpful ppl we are,of cuz we go n help lo. somemore can laugh at w**** ( weiyi is not named as he is a minor) when he fall down. lol...

in case u are wondering...the photos, layout n editing is not done by us. So nice cannot be we do de. they are done by our super #1 fan hu stalk us all the way to the ice-skating rink to take our photos. We are not going to tell u our #1 fan is leona goh...so dun ask.

Den on the 15/7

Cuz the ice-skating was veri cold...so we decided to go somewhere warm. But Singapore veri hard to find a place where it is hot n humid all year round so we decided to go overseas. TT's RIGHT!!! oversea... so we went to sentosa.

Sentosa unlike singapore is hot n humid surrounded by the sea....hot n hot and did we mention hot?!!!

Arriving at sentosa...we quickly went to take photo wif the most famous momument in Sentosa... as it was world famous,we had to wait our turn among the tourists... but finally it was our turn and we took photo wif the famous...

SENTOSA DUSTBIN!!!!

Same dustbin..same ppl

After the impressive view of the DUSTBIN!!!!...we felt unusually boliao. So we took some boliao photos...

Ever wondered wat happens when poster boys come alive and grow up?

impersonation at its best

Comm Service Day 18/7

Out of our love for children, community and society and due to the fact tt it was compulsory and we had to satisfies our paedophile urges...we play host to kids from some kindergarten

We believe it's never to early to start nuturing a new generation of Boliao ppl...they will become the pillars of the boliao community in the future....

CO Concert 27/7

One fine day, we felt the calling of the arts so we decided to go partake in the enjoyment of Chinese music...act the fact was we got free tickets...but the former sounds better dun u think...

anw...as wif our usual practise...we took some photos of famous landmarks

The Street Sign!!!!! Slightly less famous den the dustbin same sign same ppl deja vu

HAHAHAHAHA (gasps~) hahahahaha

finally we end of wif some photos taken at VCH...we spent more time taking photos den listening to the concert...lolz

END OF POST

NS

2007-08-10T12:40:00.000+08:00

a follow up on our post on NS! haha this 1 is a song on NS.. dunno if done by NS men la but its funny! tts most impt! haha enjoy!

harry potter spoiler

2007-08-10T12:26:00.000+08:00

what i've been doin to ppl.. only in e more exaggerated &elegant & effective manner.. haha i love this video!

Happy National Day

2007-08-09T14:30:00.000+08:00

Boliaonjcians wish Singapore a happy 42nd birthday!!!!!

Above is a parody of the national parade done a a few NS man...for those wif a good memory..u will rmb this as the video that got those Ns man into serious serious trouble.

Enjoy....Boliaonjcians...bringing u happiness based on other's misfortune

leavers

2007-08-01T16:32:00.001+08:00

not only dota got leavers! here a movie for pokemon fans! its a real battle of a single magikarp owning a full 6 pokemons from another player! & they're not lousy pokemons! magikarp owns! dun look down on it again!

no news

2007-07-30T18:50:00.001+08:00

ever wondered wat happens on a day wif no new happenings?

pop quiz

2007-07-29T15:59:00.001+08:00

why did the nut cry?

cuz water cheated him

thriller

2007-07-28T09:11:00.000+08:00

thanks to nicol ngiam for his recommendation of this video. lemme do some explanation 1st.. its a spoof of michael jackson's dance in a movie named thriller. in this clip, e indian lyrics r took to b what they sound like in english.. of cos its not in english la! damn funny...

The boliao maths teacher

2007-07-26T18:33:00.000+08:00

Today, 95 days to A levels, we pay tribute to one of the most supportive teacher in our career to further enlighten the mass population of NJC about the boliaoness of everyday life. Yes, we all can guess who he is, none other than the famous maths teacher Mr. XXX(identity hidden to protect the teacher) Yes, we can say that he is the only teacher who ever came to our blog, (or maybe got other teachers but can make urself known la)
We hereby acknowledge him as the boliao maths teacher (pls visit his blog the link is on the left).

archery enrichment

2007-07-21T20:23:00.000+08:00

omg...it's jianhao again. Wow!!! we are helping him become really famous. btw, look out for a guest appearance by our veri own alvin!

hossan leong at dick lee's concert

2007-07-18T21:13:00.001+08:00

songbo!

2007-07-14T18:46:00.001+08:00

after watching this video, we only have 1 response... song bo!

Help us

2007-07-12T16:18:00.000+08:00

boliaonjcian.blogspot.com

WANTED FOR THE GODLESS ROBBERY of a PUNY HORSE'S ASS

$2500

What's Your Blog Wanted For?

Free Online Dating from Mingle²

oh no...we are being hunted... save us...

LIVE EARTH!

2007-07-11T21:39:00.000+08:00

Following the efforts of live Earth, Boliaonjcians visit the sungei buloh nature reserve in order to find clues to solve the climate crisis n for a greener Earth, and spread the message among the boliao community..

4th July 2007

The environmental friendly boliao squad show their enthusiasm n passion to find solutions to global warming.. even on the bus..

Entering the reserve.. we saw things that are only seen in geography textbooks..

As we continued on our adventure, we stumbled upon many boliao stuff.. Firstly, the black man.. who has been in e reserve since he was born..

And we decided to further develop our "friendship"..

Next, the rubbish bin.. is the design the answer to Earth's climate crisis??

And we enjoyed a free ride provided by the wooden pole horse.. its non-pollutive!

The only familiar plant!!! and we still dunno what its name is..

Finally we saw some form of civilisation.. after an hour in this ulu place..

Remember the bukit merah story? This is the solution to swordfishes..

One member was pawned by an unknown vehicle in e reserve..

Another is pawned by commando mosquitoes.. trained by the Singapore Air Force (Insect division)

And finally, the boliao squad accomplished our mission and found the solutions to global warming.. Firstly, do not fish for boliao people..

And do not feed boliao people bananas..

And finally, we shld answer to nature's call in nature..

And stay tune to further updates from the boliao squad to help make Earth a more boliao place to live in!!

gaming tips

2007-07-09T22:54:00.000+08:00

today's gaming tips revolves arnd GTA san adreas.. when u find things hard to do.. like fellow boliaonjcian weixiang. simple tip.. change into a superman suit in ur nearby clothing store in-game.

pros at work

2007-07-08T13:39:00.000+08:00

a local production! haha didn't know RC cars can do this kinda shit.. haha ok this post not boliao.. jus wanted to share sth nice =)

more banned commercials

2007-07-08T13:31:00.000+08:00

this time from LEVIS

2007-07-07T21:48:00.000+08:00

7/7/07....today is earth day.

so we boliaonjcians have come up wif 7 methods to save the environment :

1) recycle your notes and hwk after getting them
2)walk to school. ..since it's a noble cause we are sure ur CTs wun mind if u are late

3)bug ur teachers to conduct their lessons in the dark to save electricity

4) Reuse toilet paper

5)send bags of "raw materials" to Newater plant to recycle water
6) Reuse ur seniors hwk
7) dun waste electricity reading blogs...EXCEPT for this one

But in all seriousness...let's all do our part in saving the environment. every little bit counts. in the words of live earth " we owe it to our children and our children's children to keep our sky blue,our grass green and our oceans clear"

We only have one earth....let's save it.

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mature content

2007-07-05T20:08:00.000+08:00

below are 2 matures ads that are banned in certain countries....make sure u are 18 yrs old and at least this tall to watch them....

the friz one is really funny while the second one needs a little inference skills

yugioh

2007-07-03T18:23:00.000+08:00

yugioh was a rather popular cardgame in e past but i bet u none of u can beat me not only because i have "e heart of e cards", but i have this card! e most powerful card in e world...

"When you special summon this card on the field, you can declare war on Iraq. If you do, send helpless untrained troops to your opponent's side of the field to seek out imaginary nuclear weapons."

how to win a nobel prize

2007-06-30T17:04:00.000+08:00

many inventors of explosives of all sorts have won e prestige of earning themselves a nobel prize.. how can u do it? boliaonjcian teaches u. if u can make an explosion like this... u'll surely win...

Muppets njc style

2007-06-29T12:10:00.000+08:00

Extreme retardness brought to u by some njcians....muppets style

De-stress

2007-06-27T08:55:00.000+08:00

Double video special....

1st one is from robot chicken( a damn funny show ...go youtube it) explaining why mythical creatures dun exist anymore....

2nd one is about how superheroes are in real life....not so much different from u n me...except for the super power parts...

harry potter!

2007-06-23T21:47:00.001+08:00

ah.. w all e harry potter series coming up on tv, boliaonjcians jus have to chap in on this.. harry potter is gay! dun believe watch this video..

a boliao SAJCian special

2007-06-23T15:33:00.000+08:00

some video of a sajc student. Apparently he goes around challenging people to "fights". In this vid he and some j1 are fighting wif satay sticks...

Reader's contribution

2007-06-22T13:42:00.000+08:00

http://raffles.willbedefeated.com/

check it out....it's quite funny. like some kind of motivational speech b4 a war like tt. dunno hu did t but i'm guessing it's not someone from the raffles family.

Special thanks goes to haikal for contributing this post...

farts of e matrix

2007-06-21T14:08:00.000+08:00

welcome to e matrix ppl.. haha

world's fastest hands

2007-06-15T23:30:00.000+08:00

trust me...u do not wan to be standing next to him. watch until the end for the climax...

The elements song

2007-06-13T23:13:00.000+08:00

this post is dedicated to those hu are mugging hard for the common tests. u may think it's hard to study for chem....fret not for boliaonjcian is here to help. By memorising this song...u will nv ever need to refer to the periodic table again. this will save u about 5 secs in the exam. 5 precious seconds....

cats

2007-06-13T00:03:00.000+08:00

thinking of what u can do w cats? let boliao njcians give u several tips to have fun w cats &keep every1 entertained for hours! haha 1stly u can do some simple dressing up for ur cat!
cartoon characters can b rather amusing to start w us we present to u this example of a cat being dressed as the juggernaught! this is e evil villian in the X-men.

need sth more thrilling to spice up ur boring lives? try this simple science experiment! since toast always lands butter side down according to murphey's law & cats always land on their feet... y not try attaching a toast to a cat! u get antigravity! haha try it out! click on e picture to c some fascinating animation!

this msg is brought to u by boliao njcians..

Random post

2007-06-12T19:50:00.001+08:00

pretty much self explainatory

Boliao Njcian lesson in life

2007-06-12T19:40:00.000+08:00

Boliaonjcians is not all about stupid n boliao stuff....sometimes we teach u some valuable lessons in life. this lesson teaches u nv to be too cocky when u are winning. else u end up puttin ur foot in ur mouth...

haha

2007-06-11T20:53:00.000+08:00

omg i jus had to put this up.. anwhow surf also can bump into such stuff! haha a bit old alr but well no1 found it! so i kop!

random post

2007-06-11T20:38:00.000+08:00

ok was goin thru nj forums ar.. found this pic which i found really amusing.. haha got really boliao ppl out there sia.. tts glad to know =)

ok but i forgot who post this pic.. so shall cannot honour his wonderful efforts to bring laughs to e masses. sorry buddy..
btw those who wan go save e dying forum can follow this link
www.njc.edu.sg/council/forum ok tts it 4 now!

signs

2007-06-10T21:24:00.000+08:00

alright! looks like some strike or riot right? look carefully 1st.. haha funny ending tho.. wonder what e man will have on his future signs to taunt e other guy.. haha

GG

2007-06-08T09:12:00.000+08:00

following our topic on dota (this time we managed to jump on e bandwagon despite it moving), we also found other boliao ppl who like to try boliao things esp when they owning like crazy =) here's a innovative &DISRUPTIVE way to say GG (means good game 4 dota dummies), which is good =P

the power of boliao squad

2007-06-07T22:08:00.000+08:00

MUAHAHAHAHA....recognise him? He was our nj superstar(read earlier post). He thinks he's veri clever...delete all his youtube vids. haha BUT he underestimated the far reaches of our power. we dug up more of his vids to show u all.

Enjoy....We have eyes n ears everywhere...

Boliao squad in warcraft world

2007-06-06T11:57:00.001+08:00

Hello to all the boliao fans out there, the boliao squad has successfully infilitrated the cyber world and planting our cameras there. Today, we see the adventures of our boliao NJ houses, Ignis and Terra exploring the world of DOTA. To all the DOTA fans out there, no heroes were hurt in the making of this post and all photos are not edited to retain their full flavour.

Our heroes (Terra the drawven sniper and Ignis the Doom Bringer).

On their journey to the scourge base, there were many interesting things to see, o there's a burning scourge.

Combining their strength, they defeated the enemy, razing everything in their path. Even the base is burning up.

Conquering the scourge base wasn't enough, being the Boliao Squad, we had to humiliate them. Henceforth, our heroes destroyed their fountain and stood their for a pose, with nice burning effect at their feet.

Feeling bored after destroying the scourge base, we went to find our old friend, Mr. Roshan the rockhead and did a NJ OEI cheer at his house. NJ OEI!!

Mr. Roshan the rockhead wasn't very heppy with all the loud cheering (we think he came from HC), we decided to thrash the hell out of him and NJ CONQUERS ROSHAN.

Hey, R21 here.

Yes, the new NJ roshan.

Useless facts 101

2007-06-04T22:16:00.000+08:00

Hey!!! Feeling all bored and sian-ed...fret not for Boliao Njcians is here to save the day.

Presenting 20 all-time useless facts...u never know when u can use them in ur gp/econs essay...

1. Most American car horns honk in the key of F. (why F? is it short for F***?)
2. The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan." (hey useless facts rmb?)
3. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. (Marketing nightmare)
4. Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie. (for those on a diet...introducing the all new stamp-diet)
5. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. (how do they test this? " all those who are asleep rise ur hands"?)
6. Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself. (wonder how many cats did they tested before arriving at this results?)
7. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.(again...useless facts)
8. The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; '7' was selected after the original 7-ounce containers and 'UP' for the direction of the bubbles. (wow...genuis..."bubbles goes up..why not call it 7-up?" why not just name a drink "watever"...oh...nvm)
9. 101 Dalmatians, Peter Pan, Lady and the Tramp, and Mulan are the only Disney cartoons where both parents are present and don't die throughout the movie. (so sad...)
10. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
11. 'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.( 30 freaking minutes)
12. To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs - it will let you go instantly. (hmmm wat if it is biting on to ur thumbs?)
13. Reindeer like to eat bananas.( wonder wat pigs eat?)
14. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple.( 30 freaking minutes!!!)
15. The word "samba" means "to rub navels together." (ooooo...now it makes sense...wat abt samba soccer?)
16. Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots. (ironic...)
17. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. ("ok now...open wide. come on...let me see ur teeth. dun make me press the button...ok u ask 4 it. ZAPPP!!!!")
18. The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II Killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo. (Good aim....)
19. More people are killed annually by donkeys than airplane crashes. (wonder how many are killed by orgasming pigs?)
20. A 'jiffy' is a unit of time for 1/100th of a second ( so a pig's orgasm is 180 000 jiffies)

2007-05-29T21:29:00.000+08:00

Other than for those hu are living in caves, the rest of us have heard and seen about the much discussed pictures of gen ip and gen mainstream. so how can boliaonjcian not be part of this? after all, we pride ourselves on being up-to-date on any latest development in njc. for we are the "news" portal for our readers.

therefore we,boliaonjcians, have decided to jump onto the wagon.( although we are a little laggy...that cuz the wagon was moving really fast... Hey! u try jumping on a moving transportation)

so we present to u GEN retard!!!!!

nj fashion part 2

2007-05-26T11:35:00.001+08:00

continuing our topic on fashion in njc, we have an alternative way to wear our nj polo tee! haha not only e dull grey uniform+ disgusting red tie can make a fashion statement! simply invert ur polo tee &enjoy weird stares &simply all e attention u can get~! dumbfound ppl w e magic trick "my logo change fr left side to right side"! ah e functionality of nj apparels...

SISC duty

2007-05-26T00:03:00.000+08:00

duty as what? central manpower aka saigung warriors. but most of e time we, being boliaonjcians, also slacking off. we decided to take a more professional approach in documenting our adventures in sch activities. so here is a series of videos showing a video diary of e course of our 10hr long SISC central manpower duty.

REALLY boliao

2007-05-25T23:06:00.000+08:00

come on ppl. what do u do when u're bored in a lecture. play hp games? guailan ppl by sms-ing them? talk cock? but some ppl jus dun do tt? no i know what boliao things u're thinking. but no, they dun pay attention la! they pretend they're playing com! on e LT table! (gasp!) e images may b disturbing. pls practise audience discretion.

NJ Fashion

2007-05-24T15:01:00.001+08:00

Its the great Singapore Sale, before you are rushing off to buy those fashionable clothings, do take a look at the lastest fashion in NJC, all you need is your grey uniform with the disgusting red tie.

So all you njcians out there, before rushing to get that beautiful blouse or cool shirt, do consider the latest fashion in Nj town, red ties accessories.

Thanks to the boliao models, and look at the mysterious guy covering his face ;P

Celebration Post

2007-05-24T14:00:00.000+08:00

YES!! All you boliaonjcians out there, the cause of celebration is clear, we all have our half days, I'm proud to announce the Bolionjcian blog has obtained a GOLD WITH HONOURS in the prestigious "Boliao School Blog competition". Facing fierce compeition(none), we have managed to out do famous JCs(which we cannot name) and clinched the highest honours that can be given to any boliao school blog. So school, get ready for your next half day, thanks to the boliao squad.

On May 5, the school held celebrations to commerate the achievement of 100 posts in our blog. Everyone in the school participated in College Day, wearing the ugly tie with the grey uniform to commerate us reaching 100 boliao posts. Lets listen to one teacher and what she has to say (identity to be kept secret due to her request),

"I think that this is a very good website, where students can obtain valuable information about the school and maybe some other schools. At least we can see there are some students with too much time on their hands which means that the amount of homework we have given is not too much."

Well, it's best that the teachers stop giving us homework. Actually we have a teacher who supports our "Stop giving Homework, We won't do them anyway" motion. To show his support,

he proudly shows us the universal "STOP STUDYING" hand sign. His identity is to be kept secret, but a hint is given to his identity.

On the Day itself, our Guest of Honour gave out many of our Boliao awards and we shall list them here. Congratulations to all our Boliao Scholars who have done well boliaoly.

1. I'm taller than you Award

2.I'm shorter than you Award

3. I'm as tall as you Award

4.I have less hair than you Award

5. I'm smaller than you Award

6. I'm bigger than you Award

7. The "just because you Ang Moh so give you award" Award

8. Give you a flower Award

9. "I walk so fast, Can you catch me?" Award

And as our Guest Of Honour went to chase him to give him his award, our prize presentation ceremony draws to a close, do look out for more boliao awards on our next 100 post celebration ceremony.

mario!!

2007-05-21T21:48:00.000+08:00

omg i jus gotta share this! i saw this video online &i loved it! haha!
sorry cant pose e video so i jus give u all e link!
http://www.2flashgames.com/f/f-Live-Action-Mario-2747.htm

shuriken toss

2007-05-15T17:22:00.000+08:00

boliaonjcian origami+ shuriken toss! haha shuriken made outta paper. member of boliaonjcian tries to kill murder king but misses horribly. buck up on ur throwing skills la andric.. but dun worry, as can b seen fr e vid, he's remorseful for his substandard skills =P

Filler 2

2007-05-12T20:49:00.000+08:00

This is something all students dream/talk about doing but none ever have the guts to do so.

FILLER

2007-05-10T19:32:00.000+08:00

any1 wondered what happened to murder king? i bet none of u cared but jus to inform u he's been terminated from service as being a clown.
thanks to all of u ppl who dialed our hotline 1900-BRANDON! u've been a great help...
what else can we say... this is jus a filler la

boliao archers part 6

2007-05-06T10:17:00.000+08:00

oh look whats alvin doin here? flaggin e LRT! if u dun understand whats wrong w tt u're as retarded as him.. proud to announce he's an archer as well!

random post

2007-05-06T10:14:00.000+08:00

e title says it all

Annabel acting retarded

2007-05-04T23:02:00.000+08:00

well...the title pretty much speaks for itself

We apologise for the poor quality of the video as it was not done by us...

(Disclaimer: we boliaonjcians bear no responsibility to the pictures/video displayed and our intentions were just to bring laughs to everyone. Any resemblance of any character featured, living or dead, is purely coincidental. While every effort has been made to ensure the accuracy of the information in our blog, we do not make any guarantees about the accuracy, completeness or fitness for any particular purpose of its contents. )

(Disclaimer 2: the above video/picture is not made by us but rather, found by us when surfing a popular video/picture sharing website. therefore, we bear no responsibility for the above video/picture. if u dun wan to share ur video/picture with the world, dun post it up on the Internet in the first place)

boliao archers part 5

2007-05-04T21:16:00.001+08:00

if u think archers have steady arms... u're absolutely right!

Dick Lee's remix of various songs

2007-05-03T21:35:00.000+08:00

Orhkai!!!!! Are u sick of hearing the same old songs over and over again? Fret not, for Boliao Njcians are here to provide fresh entertainment for you.

Above is a remix of songs sang by Mr Dick Lee...regarding our national dialect Hokkian and certain political leaders ( who we shall not name here...we don't want to get sue or worse....get a visit from the men-in-white)

ENJOY!!!

The Super Mario saga Part Three: All hope is lost

2007-05-03T21:27:00.000+08:00

As we join our young hero on his final quest,we mourned the falling of an once-great hero. In this final chapter,we see our brave soul losing his sanity and joining the dark side. As the game begin to consume him, he becomes more and more out of touch with the world. Finally as the last beacon of hope fall,his world blacks out and soon, his sanity is no more.

Let us observe 1 minute of silence as our champion descend into Mario hell....

This the end of the Mario saga,hope u all enjoyed it

boliao archers part 4

2007-05-02T16:02:00.002+08:00

this is actually e aftermath of boliao archers part3. as predicted e martial arts experts detected my presence &tried to obtain e valuable video clip from me for extermination. but to protect e welfare of our boliao viewers i fought back hard against e martial arts expert. however another martial arts expert (aren't u bored of martial arts expert yet?!) caught e tussle betw e boliao martial arts expert on film again! wahaha i rock man!

The Super Mario saga Part Two: The point of no return

2007-05-01T23:05:00.000+08:00

In this continuation of the super mario saga,we follow our young hero's quest to defeat the game. Not just any game, mind you, but THE MOST DIFFICULT MARIO MOD EVER!!

Where we left off, our hero has barely made it pass the first half of level one. Now,as we check on him, we can see that he has made a wonderful progress of 0% aka nothing aka zero aka zilch aka JIRO (insider joke). The brave champion is still stuck at where we had left off.

In this part two of the saga,we can see that our hero is beginning to be overcome by the dark forces that reside within the game. The evil starts to influence his thinking,consuming his very essence. Our hero begin to become slightly insane as he starts to question his determination to complete his quest, his sanity,his powers and his little buddy Mario.

Slowly....bit by bit...we see his mind and soul crumbling away...

Even as hope arise in the form of a new level...each task proves more difficult than the one before. Can the people's champion do it? Is there light at the end of the tunnel? Or will there be more Mario hell?

All is to be revealed....

The Super Mario saga Part one:The beginning of the end

2007-04-30T23:03:00.000+08:00

(colourful language featured...turn down volume to avoid parental harm)

Yes...as some of you may know, the current craze in our class is the Super Mario craze. So, it's only a matter of time before mario is featured on our blog. We boliao njcians serve to bring you the lastest trend in NJC.

Mario may seem like a very easy and brainless game to you. Thus, one brave soul tries to prove this true by playing this seemingly harmless game.

Our young hero begins his quest full of confidence and bravo. But, he soon falls into a deep abysses as he realise that this mario game is THE mario game...the legendary game....inscribed on the tombs in the darkest pages of history...they have no name for it...hence it is only know throughout history as THE MOST DIFFICULT MARIO MOD EVER!!!!!

We shall bear witness to our brave hero's quest as he attempts to salvage his sanity and reputation...and most importantly..his life!!!!!

What will happen to our courageous hero?
Will he survive?
Will he keep his sanity?
Will he ever stop swearing?

Find out in Part two of the Super Mario sage..."The point of no return"

boliao archers part 3!!!

2007-04-28T20:23:00.000+08:00

in this videos some of my archery juniors role play! acting as martial arts experts, they pit themselves against e invincible chok kee who is also acting as a martial arts expert! e quick reflexes of e camera man also shows tt e camera man, which is me, is also a martial arts expert! imagine what kinda skillz u muz have to take this whole video down w/o them noticing!

copied from uncyclopedia

2007-04-26T22:04:00.000+08:00

AAA is, without question, the greatest video game player on Earth. Known only by the three initials he uses on arcade high score lists, he has left his ubiquitous mark in the RAM chips of countless motherboards. He has played every single arcade game in the universe, including the superintelligent ones developed by the Pentagon that suck you into a Tron-like cyberspace where you fight to the death against the CPU itself. He has killed approximately 12 video game CPUs in this fashion.

boliao archers part 2

2007-04-25T21:20:00.000+08:00

who says archers dun like to b impaled? (pun intended) here u c our dear hanxiao (thanks to him for this boliao idea also) being shot at by our pro skillded archers. obviously being super pro skillded we hit him right on la! haha

boliao stuff by archers part 1

2007-04-25T21:14:00.000+08:00

this series of boliao stuff done by archers is a proof to all in njc tt archery is e most boliao cca in town! not tt archwey's boliao but e ppl sure r! personally i'm from archery.. at least 5episodes in this series.. haha enjoy!

Genius

2007-04-22T12:14:00.000+08:00

(written above: It's curvy with a higher bit at the end and a rather aesthetically pleasing slope downwards towards a pretty flat strait (sic) bit. The actual graph itself consists of 2 strait(sic) lines meeting at the lower left hand corner of the graph and moving away at 90 degrees angle. Each line has an arrow head on the end.)

Well...u can't say he is wrong either.

weiyi

2007-04-20T22:48:00.000+08:00

e next invention added to our boliao inventory! this is e boliaonjcian of e future! in our very own R&D sector of e boliao industry! here he is dawning his laser goggles as he tries so tatoo himself w laser. can u c e grin on his retarded face? caused by e high from e burning sensation of a class 3 laser on bare human skin. arh...

NJ superstar track2

2007-04-19T20:37:00.000+08:00

As promised, our new nj superstar has released a new track. This superb remix of "sexyback" so wonderful,we are simply speechless...

Apparently our newest star is called jian hao from 07A**...look out for him

(Disclaimer: we boliaonjcians bear no responsibility to the pictures/video displayed and our intentions were just to bring laughs to everyone. Any resemblance of any character featured, living or dead, is purely coincidental. While every effort has been made to ensure the accuracy of the information in our blog, we do not make any guarantees about the accuracy, completeness or fitness for any particular purpose of its contents. )

(Disclaimer 2: the above video/picture is not made by us but rather, found by us when surfing a popular video/picture sharing website. therefore, we bear no responsibility for the above video/picture. if u dun wan to share ur video/picture with the world, dun post it up on the Internet in the first place)

(Politically-neutral disclaimer: For the more observant readers, you may recognise the person shown in the video/picture as a council elect. However, we, BoLiao Njcians, take a politically neutral stand. Hence, by posting the video/picture here, we neither support or flame the above person. The video/picture is discussed purely for entertainment purposes and we bear no politically connected consequences.)

New NJ superstar

2007-04-17T21:17:00.000+08:00

Once again Boliao Njcian has unearth a new superstar. After the success of LGJ and MK, we bring u the latest njc sensation...(yet to be named). This njcian is clearly the next superstar with his wonderful singing. Above is a demo track from his newest album. Note the creative remix of a popular song and the subtle use of facial expression to draw listeners to into the feeling of the song.

If this demo track received much praise and all u readers love him...there are many more demo tracks from his latest album. So, if u all want to hear more, show ur support by leaving comments.

(Disclaimer: we boliaonjcians bear no responsibility to the pictures/video displayed and our intentions were just to bring laughs to everyone. Any resemblance of any character featured, living or dead, is purely coincidental. While every effort has been made to ensure the accuracy of the information in our blog, we do not make any guarantees about the accuracy, completeness or fitness for any particular purpose of its contents. )

(Disclaimer 2: the above video/picture is not made by us but rather, found by us when surfing a popular video/picture sharing website. therefore, we bear no responsibility for the above video/picture. if u dun wan to share ur video/picture with the world, dun post it up on the Internet in the first place)

(Politically-neutral disclaimer: For the more observant readers, you may recognise the person shown in the video/picture as a council elect. However, we, BoLiao Njcians, take a politically neutral stand. Hence, by posting the video/picture here, we neither support or flame the above person. The video/picture is discussed purely for entertainment purposes and we bear no politically connected consequences.)

(Disclaimer 3: This disclaimer disclaims that is the final disclaimer.)

toilets revisited

2007-04-17T15:53:00.000+08:00

the highlight of today's post is none other than on toilets. readers who have seen our previous posts, u would have observed that we have feel there's a responsibility on us to put up whatever is unusual abt toilets for our viewing pleasure. (&flaming)

the topic of e day is aiming. hit or miss we dun care. i'm sure many of us has encountered several aiming problems in our toilet lives. these acts of inaccuracy &imprecision have been documented both on text &in pictures as illustrated below.

NJ has acknowledged this problem & has installed e revoluntionary aiming device to keep our toilets white. (if not what colour u all should know la hor?) a prototype of this device can b found in e student lounge guys toilet. gals toilet we check alr. dun have cos they're aiming too bad liao cannot solve even w this.
this device employs e hole technology, which leverages on the funnel theorem. it states that "when there is a hole, pee will funnel into e urinal". this technology is also for e 1st time combined w porous pot postulate & quantum tunneling. so got chance go in alr cannot come out or even cannot go in, so use w caution.

anatomy of com

2007-04-13T21:47:00.000+08:00

fashion

2007-04-11T21:39:00.000+08:00

can u tell e difference? here's a target used in archery target shooting. not only does it serve as an aiming &scoring tool, it can also give fashion inspiration to our fellow viewers. obviously some1 has alr enlightened themselves w e beauty of target archery &decided to bring archery to a level nv pioneered into b4 by archery: fashion. below is e boliao person whom we dunno(but we highly suspect is from another boliao organisation), dawning archery's latest advancement, e high precision, carefully engineered mechanically to perfection, t-shirt! all e best &hope u kena arrow la brudder!